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11716
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(1)
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10752
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12758
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3/30/2006
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7941
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5638
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8/25/2003
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8076
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10/26/2005
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7842
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26917
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6425
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8766
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Food
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20526
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6553
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6484
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Sports
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8/8/2007
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Sports
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3/9/2005
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8711
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8438
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5/2/2008
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9/23/2007
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6085
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Beleaguered NASA Officials Draw Line At Russian ISS Plans For Vodka And Space Hookers
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6/10/2006
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11817
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12/22/2005
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(0)
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7510
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Bill Clinton : I Can Bend In Half and Blow Myself
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Politics
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9/27/2009
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11846
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Bill Gates grows tail
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Editorials
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9/27/2003
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(2)
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8767
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Billboard's Top Twenty restuarant review
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12/12/2003
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8979
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Blame it on the Caveman
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6/18/2004
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7073
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Food
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7850
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(1)
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2/1/2009
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11908
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Broke college grad attempts roller coaster record
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6749
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Food
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8/30/2005
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(0)
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9477
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Bush Admits Pulling A 'James T Kirk' With Saddam Hussein
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Politics
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2/4/2005
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(0)
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9932
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Bush Appoints House M.D. To Surgeon General Post
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Politics
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11/5/2005
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(0)
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8787
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Bush Appoints Sumo Dad to Cabinet
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Politics
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3/22/2005
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(0)
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8449
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Bush Playing Jumanji With Al-Qaeda
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US News
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7/5/2005
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11466
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Bush-Era Judges Revert To White Wigs, Speaking Middle English
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Law
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12/13/2004
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(0)
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9514
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Bushy Tailed Freaks: When Squirrels Attack!!
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Health
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4/14/2006
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18992
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Call Center Employee Laughs Off Zacarias Moussaoui Supermax Sentence
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Business
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5/4/2006
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17278
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Candid Interview With A Real-Life Cable Guy
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Entertainment
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10/24/2005
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Canned MySpace Party Pics Becoming National Fad
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World News
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5/22/2008
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6166
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Cantakerous Tech Support Guy Actually Answers Question Without Usual Sarcasm
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Tech
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7/8/2006
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(1)
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8278
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Career Radio Shack Employee Writes Memoirs
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Tech
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11/1/2004
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(4)
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11180
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Cheap Chinese Razors Lacerate Leggy Local Gal
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Health
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12/27/2006
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(0)
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8801
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Cheapskate C.E.O. Of Smthop.com Reveals Writer Outsourcing Plan
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Site News
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1/2/2005
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9622
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Chevy Cavalier named top deer hunter choice
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11/16/2004
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7744
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US News
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12521
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Business
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Business
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15844
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Child's Play Chucky Slated To Join Bratz Doll Spring Selection
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Business
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12/30/2006
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9314
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US News
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5373
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Chuck Yeager Driving School
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Editorials
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10283
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Civil War Reenactor Pissed That He hasn't Had A Chance To Really Kill Somebody
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US News
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7/25/2009
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5104
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Clandestine FBI Google Tap Yields Somewhat Embarrassing Results
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Business
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1/19/2006
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13643
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Clay Aiken Gored In Pamplona Bull Run
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World News
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7/9/2007
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8888
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Clay Aiken Tops List That Truly Straight Guys Would Like To Kick The Crap Out Of
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US News
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6277
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Cold Weather Snap Makes Global Warming Liberal Girl Cry
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US News
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1/9/2010
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33783
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Colin Powell: Master Jeep mechanic
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Politics
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5/22/2003
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(0)
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6970
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Collector drinks limited edition pop, ponders next buy
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Food
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9/22/2004
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(0)
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6998
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Colonel Colt made all men...Conservatives?
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Editorials
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11468
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Confessions of a Lobster Killer
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US News
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4785
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Confused Local Man Calls Neighbors's Dog A Dick
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US News
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1/7/2006
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8176
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Confused Moth Mistakes Al Gore's Head For A Big Giant Light Bulb
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Politics
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6/8/2006
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(0)
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7744
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Congress mulls Terrorism Tax
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Politics
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5/30/2003
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(4)
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7644
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COPS lighting and sound
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Editorials
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11/18/2003
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(0)
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6458
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Copyright cases plague legal system
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Law
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9/13/2003
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(6)
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7182
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Cornish Hen Named Most Annoying Poultry
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Food
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7/9/2008
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(0)
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22977
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Coroner: Michael Jackson's Body Doesn't Need Embalming
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Entertainment
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6/27/2009
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(10)
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15423
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Cranial Nail Transforms Socially Apathetic Michigan Man Into Blathering Political Mouthpiece
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US News
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7/1/2007
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(0)
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5640
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Crappy Tasting Toothpaste Must Be Good Because It's German
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Business
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9/10/2006
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(0)
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6595
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Crazed House Speaker Nancy Pelosi Goes To Syria
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Politics
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4/5/2007
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(8)
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8968
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Crazed Toddler Womps Playmate, To Be Tried As Adult
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US News
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11/7/2006
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5926
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Critical typo found in Clinton book
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Politics
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6/22/2004
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(0)
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8476
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Culinary Coincidences: Savory Staples Discovered Quite Serendipitously
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Food
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8/25/2006
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(0)
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8717
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D.C. Man taking advantage of forlorn liberal women
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Politics
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11/3/2004
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(0)
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8072
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Dad bans 129 Music Styles From Home Computer
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Entertainment
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7/17/2004
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(0)
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6777
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Daryl Hannah Hugs Tree, Gets Arrested
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Entertainment
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6/14/2006
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(0)
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6765
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Dazzled California Man Suddenly Realizes Life Is An Artificial Contsruct
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Religion
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10/15/2005
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(0)
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6530
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Death By Blog
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Business
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2/12/2005
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(5)
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11692
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Dell Computers Ponders 'PC's For The Homeless' Marketing Strategy
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Business
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12/31/2005
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(3)
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20330
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Democratic Party nominates Slack Jawed Yokel
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Politics
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2/6/2004
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(4)
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8542
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Department Of Labor Determines That Majority Of Labor Is Not Spent Laboring
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Business
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9/23/2006
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(0)
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6774
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Diary Of A Farker
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Editorials
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1/12/2005
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(22)
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10819
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Dick Gephardt calls Bush Big Dumb Poopy Head
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Politics
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1/17/2004
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(3)
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7768
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Did A Poorly Administered Opiate Addiction Treatment Kill Anna Nicole Smith?
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Entertainment
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2/13/2007
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(11)
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7817
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Did American television drive Saddam to surrender?
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Editorials
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12/18/2003
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(2)
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8588
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Differences split small Ohio Town
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Editorials
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10/25/2003
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(5)
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8799
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Digging In The Digital Dirt
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Business
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10/17/2005
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(0)
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12230
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Dippy Psychology 101 Student Analyzing Everyone In Sight
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Education
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2/27/2005
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(1)
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8580
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Disgraced Idaho Senator Larry Craig Toilet Tryst Reveals He's A Democrat After All
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Politics
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9/2/2007
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(0)
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6539
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Disney now requiring background checks for mascots
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Law
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9/17/2004
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(0)
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8027
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Divorced Michigan Man Watches Paint Dry, Actually Enjoys It
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US News
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6/6/2007
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(0)
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5914
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Dizzy Illinois Girl Thinks Car Radio Mystically Sends Her Messages
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US News
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8/11/2005
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(1)
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7059
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Dizzy Liberal Chick thinks Reading Glasses give her an Implied Air of Authority
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US News
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5/14/2008
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7510
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Dizzy Maury Show Guest Finally Wakes Up And Realizes She Was A Guest On The Maury Show
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Entertainment
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9/23/2005
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(0)
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11094
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Do you have Spidey Sense? part 1
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Feature
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7/4/2004
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(0)
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8692
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Do you have Spidey Sense? part 2
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Feature
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7/12/2004
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(0)
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8738
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Does Nancy Pelosi Require Psychiatric Evaluation?
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Politics
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11/7/2007
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(0)
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21356
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Don Imus Nappy Headed Ho's Remark Offends Nappy Headed Ho's Everywhere
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Entertainment
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4/10/2007
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(4)
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23414
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Dozens Of Gay Elephants Prepare To Wed In California
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US News
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6/16/2008
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5061
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Drunken Dog Goes On Neighborhood Rampage
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US News
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2/7/2005
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(11)
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68026
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Dubuque Woman Witlessly Ogles Frozen Piece Of Plunging Airplane Pee, Experts Perplexed
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US News
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7/29/2007
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(0)
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10143
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DUI ‘Party Plates’ Becoming National Fad
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Business
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10/20/2010
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27666
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Dumbass Kid Plays Anakin Skywalker, Gets Head Stuck In Chair
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Education
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5/23/2005
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(1)
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16155
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E-Bay Ponders 'Jesus's Face In A Block Of Wood' Catagory
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Religion
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1/19/2005
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(9)
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10030
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Early Morning Gourmet Coffee Conversation Entices Normally Flavorless Wisconsin Office Staff
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Business
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7/21/2008
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(1)
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5020
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Einstein's Brain Found At Wisconsin Garage Sale
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World News
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12/15/2004
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(3)
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13380
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Eminent Physicist: 'Gorillaz' Noodle Could Not Have Survived Fiery Lighthouse Crash
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Entertainment
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8/2/2009
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9724
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Employer urges staff to flush toilets, most comply
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US News
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8/24/2004
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4762
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Environmentalist: Squirrels, pigeons not on endangered species list
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US News
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11/7/2004
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(1)
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4966
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ER Nurse Uses Inappropriate Bedside Manner On Gang Shooting Victim
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Health
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11/27/2004
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(1)
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9975
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Ever Wonder What Tourette Syndrome Is Really Like?
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Health
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7/18/2006
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(2)
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6837
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Exclusive interview with Dr. Germ
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Editorials
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5/15/2003
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(2)
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7999
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Exclusive Interview With The Liberal Grocer
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5647
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6595
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6200
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5697
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Politics
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6055
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Space
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104589
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Space
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8614
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NASA selects Bubble Boy for Mars mission
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Space
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9416
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Politics
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6997
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Food
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60517
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10527
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Politics
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44339
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Entertainment
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Entertainment
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(0)
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7451
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6236
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Entertainment
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(7)
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6066
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Ohio enacts tough new drunk driving laws
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Law
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9/1/2003
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(12)
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8887
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Ohio man gets pissed over seatbelt law, becomes Libertarian
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Politics
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10/20/2004
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(0)
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8321
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Ohio Origami Club Endures Latest Round Of Beatings
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Entertainment
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12/7/2004
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24676
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Ohio Woman Confesses To Being Pierogi Addict
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(0)
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7816
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Business
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7255
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Tech
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(9)
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9391
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US News
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(0)
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Politics
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(5)
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11133
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Editorials
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9956
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Politics
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(17)
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9685
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Business
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(2)
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8406
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Health
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(5)
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10964
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World News
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12/12/2004
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(0)
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Business
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(0)
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22228
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(2)
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Entertainment
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(0)
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5324
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Food
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(4)
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8632
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Pentagon Ponders Offering Free Xbox 360 To Sweeten Flagging Enlistments
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Video Games
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(0)
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7397
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Business
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4975
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Editorials
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(3)
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6193
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35670
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9486
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Entertainment
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17290
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Pontius Povich
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Entertainment
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13523
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Business
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8/17/2004
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(2)
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6983
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President Obama School Children Speech Played Backwards Reveals Ominous Messages
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Politics
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9/7/2009
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(4)
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6476
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(0)
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Sports
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(0)
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8837
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(3)
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8814
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Rampaging Giant Jesus Statue Comes To Life, Ravages Small Town
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30478
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7146
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Reality bytes!
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Editorials
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4/26/2004
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(0)
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6230
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Really Cheesy Porn Music Named Top Killer Of Online Masturbation Fantasies
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Business
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11/7/2006
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(0)
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7908
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Rising Gasoline Prises Cut Into Area Mans Beer Money
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Business
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(0)
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8453
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Ronny And The Daytonas Song 'Little GTO' Explained
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Feature
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(3)
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10562
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Sports
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6/17/2006
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(3)
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34150
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Editorials
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7/14/2003
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(0)
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6623
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Rural Town Replaces Mailboxes With Pinjatas
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Law
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11/23/2004
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(0)
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14418
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Russia retrieves NASA Sojourner rover
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Space
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2/16/2004
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(6)
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8564
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Sassy Newbie Jogger Reportedly Pretty Goddamm Proud Of Himself
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19679
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Feature
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(0)
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7328
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Feature
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7/25/2004
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(0)
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8372
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Politics
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(3)
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8508
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Shocking DMV Photo Makes Nevada Man Look Like Al-Zarqawi
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Law
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3/6/2005
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(3)
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12450
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Should The CIA Snuff Hugo Chavez?
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Politics
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12/2/2007
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(7)
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7235
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Simon Cowell Fights Off Nagging Heterosexual Rumor
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Entertainment
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5/9/2006
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(0)
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7550
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Editorials
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2/3/2004
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(11)
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9446
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Food
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(0)
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10850
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3/28/2007
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(0)
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5475
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Sir Simon the Irascible
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Entertainment
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6/17/2004
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(0)
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5010
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Business
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1/8/2005
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(2)
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8022
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Editorials
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8604
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21540
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Site News
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Entertainment
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(0)
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20690
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Entertainment
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Entertainment
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1/29/2007
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(1)
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6319
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Entertainment
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2/4/2007
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(0)
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5459
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Feature
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6083
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Feature
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Site News
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11/10/2004
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(0)
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6321
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Sniglets Revisted
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Entertainment
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7/2/2005
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(0)
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8959
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Entertainment
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12/4/2006
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(2)
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8426
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Editorials
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8/24/2004
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(0)
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9714
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So, What's The Psychology Behind American Idol?
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Editorials
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1/17/2007
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(5)
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7526
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Entertainment
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4/23/2008
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(0)
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6807
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Health
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8/20/2006
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(2)
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11889
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So, You Think The Beatles Sucked, Eh?
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Entertainment
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7/30/2006
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12742
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Feature
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11/16/2005
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(0)
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12118
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Entertainment
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12/22/2006
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(8)
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Feature
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4/8/2006
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(0)
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22656
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Some Lesser Known Answers To Some Rarely Asked Questions
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Feature
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10/9/2005
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(0)
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10894
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Food
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8/23/2006
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(0)
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7811
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Education
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9185
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Religion
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(0)
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12561
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Tech
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10/14/2005
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(2)
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24954
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Some Really Cool Cars
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Tech
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(20)
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105592
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Some Really Cool Fossil and Crystal Jewelry
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Site News
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11/2/2005
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13783
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Some Really Cool Scanning Electron Microscope Pics
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Tech
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8/24/2006
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9622
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Editorials
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(9)
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19394
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Some Really Empty AOL Chat Rooms
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Entertainment
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5/15/2006
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(4)
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12686
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Business
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(4)
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5623
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Food
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7258
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Feature
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5/3/2006
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(8)
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10768
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Some Really Great Job Hunting Tips
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Business
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(0)
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8485
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Some Really Great Life's Tips
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Education
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(0)
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10520
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Some Really Great Places To Find Lesbians
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Entertainment
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10/25/2005
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(3)
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11238
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Some Really Great Ways to Piss People off on the Internet
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Tech
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8/15/2008
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(3)
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9195
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Some Really Whacky Sports
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Sports
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10/21/2005
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(0)
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8840
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Politics
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11/7/2004
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(0)
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7496
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Soundman!
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Editorials
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5/12/2004
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(0)
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8350
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Entertainment
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5/11/2006
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(23)
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15429
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Space Station Low On Food, Astronauts Wisely Decide To Diet
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Space
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(0)
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8163
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Spam Extreme
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Editorials
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(6)
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6460
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Spammer Finally Figures Out No One Is Reading His E-mails
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(0)
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5576
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Business
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(2)
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9533
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Spurious Self-Diagnosis On 'Web MD' Drives Local Hypochondriac Into Mad Tizzy
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Health
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6/7/2006
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(0)
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7861
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Stinky Lake Erie Driveby Spawns Accusatory Carpool Glances
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(0)
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9825
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Food
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(0)
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9639
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Strange Brews part 2
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Food
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(0)
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8240
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Sports
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(10)
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8602
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Study Shows Most People Who Call Others A-holes Are Usually A-holes Themselves
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Education
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12/25/2005
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(0)
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8493
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Study: Overweight Rich People Think Their Fat Is More Valuable Than Yours
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Health
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(1)
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24497
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Stupidly Placed Copy Of Gourmet Magazine Derails Workplace Weight Loss Attempt
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Food
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(0)
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6900
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Subway Jared: America's ticking time bomb
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Health
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8601
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Summertime!
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Editorials
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6/27/2004
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8306
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Sumo Dad Goes To Iraq
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World News
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(1)
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7222
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Sumo Dad Lays Down Law, Kids Wisely Comply
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Sports
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25434
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US News
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6806
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Feature
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3/9/2008
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14911
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Survival of the fittest Automobile
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Editorials
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5685
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Sushi chef fantasizes he is Samurai
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Editorials
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(6)
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6160
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TATU Plays It Straight, No-One Cares
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Entertainment
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12/21/2004
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(1)
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11039
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Ted Nugent announces fast food chain
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Food
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4/19/2004
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(2)
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7317
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Ted Nugent Plans To Clone, Kill, Wooly Mammoth
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Sports
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(3)
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8883
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Tech
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(6)
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8545
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Terrorist Dot Com
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Business
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9654
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Editorials
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10292
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Editorials
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6124
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Politics
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(3)
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8704
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Feature
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7/20/2004
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9363
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Editorials
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1/7/2007
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6125
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Health
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10230
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Editorials
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(3)
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6261
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Sports
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4510
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(0)
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3503
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Tech
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93196
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US News
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5125
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15512
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6545
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Health
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10331
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Editorials
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10560
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7097
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Feature
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8286
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7503
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5513
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Editorials
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6432
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