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Gary, Indiana Officially Named America's Butthole
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1501
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Glue Sniffing increases likelihood of Bedwetting
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10207
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GM To Bet Bailout Money at a Vegas Casino
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1875
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2305
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4509
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6130
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6077
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3853
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Politics
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1896
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5/26/2005
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13171
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1766
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Food
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8451
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2292
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12248
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6686
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4959
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Space
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10118
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(0)
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11794
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11614
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38778
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Food
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4570
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Business
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4139
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Entertainment
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Tech
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3697
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Food
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(0)
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6556
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Business
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2825
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Space
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2993
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4072
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5564
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NASA Ends Cheese Shortage by Trading Virgins to Martians
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Space
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NASA to Spend $311 Million to Destroy Harmless Comet
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Space
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NASA to use Space Shuttles to Kill Birds
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1845
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New Camera Invented that Steals Souls
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Tech
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4539
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New Caves Found on Mars Could Solve Hermit Overpopulation Problems
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Space
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5721
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New Cult Created for Drinking Kool-Aid
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Food
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8622
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New Law Increases Difficulty of Selling Haunted Houses
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Law
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3/28/2006
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(1)
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5567
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New Metric Alphabet Proposed
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Tech
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6/26/2007
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(1)
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6896
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New Spiderman Villain Octomom to be Based on Real Life Octomom
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4119
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Newly Developed Jetpack Draws Attention of Supervillains Everywhere
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Newly Discovered T-Rex Cousin Enjoyed Romantic Walks on the Beach
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1560
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Sports
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4040
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Obama Promises Free Puppy as Part of Stimulus Package
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1/14/2009
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1773
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Politics
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Offended Canadians Seek To Shut Down Smooth Operator
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5549
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(0)
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6796
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Oil Company Creates Car That Gets One Mile-Per-Gallon
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3527
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4983
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Old People Farms
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5180
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Paris Hilton DUI Arrest Surprises No One
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Entertainment
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2224
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7866
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Pirates vs. Vampires: The Eternal Struggle
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Editorials
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(0)
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8581
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10261
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3993
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