Smooth Operator - Satire & Comedy & Awesomeness

Most Observers a Little Shaky on Ragtag Libyan Rebels

World News - by Mark on 4/3/2011 (0)

And the winner...is??

Obama Polls Surge Upwards as Obama Becomes More and More Conservative

Politics - by Mark on 1/24/2011 (0)

Yassah, suh!

'What Is A Darwin Deez' Keeps Most Of World Guessing

Entertainment - by Mark on 1/6/2011 (0)

What is Deez? Who is Deez? How much is Deez?!

Apple Computer Celebrates Firing 1,000,000th Employee

Tech - by Mark on 12/28/2010 (0)

Oh boy, Apple bites!

Italian Kid Makes It Clear He Really Doesn’t Like Italian Food

Food - by Mark on 11/16/2010 (1)

Whattsamatta for you?!

Nestle Announces 5 More Pasty Tasting White Cracker Dough Crust Hot Pocket Flavors

Food - by Mark on 11/12/2010 (0)

I was getting very hungry!

Lonely Canadian Man Marries Local Maple Tree

World News - by Mark on 11/7/2010 (0)

Aroooah! Try scoochin' a bit to the left, eh?

Rampaging Giant Jesus Statue Comes To Life, Ravages Small Town

World News - by Mark on 11/7/2010 (1)

Holy stomping Jesus! Mraaggh!!

Girl Who Didn't Want Her Picture Taken Gets It Taken Anyway

US News - by Mark on 10/24/2010 (0)

Just some U.S. News at a literal glance

DUI ‘Party Plates’ Becoming National Fad

Business - by Mark on 10/20/2010 (0)

Make mine a purple!

Local Man Drinks Stacker 6 Hour Energy Drink, Pisses Most Out Later

Health - by Mark on 10/17/2010 (0)

More than you need, is well, more than you need!

Five Things You Should Never Do With Your Quran

Religeon - by Mark on 9/18/2010 (2)

Okay, calm down...we know, we know.

Astronomer: Universe Askew Because Eminem Won't Stop Acting Black

Entertainment - by Mark on 9/6/2010 (14)

Enough.

Justin Bieber Allegation Shocker: I am NOT a Teen Lesbian!

Entertainment - by Mark on 7/18/2010 (8)

Is Justin a Justina?!

'Back in 5 Minutes' Sign Deemed Equivalent To 'Gone to Take a Shit'

Business - by Mark on 7/14/2010 (1)

phewie!