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My Space Execs Ponder Changing Popular Site Name To
by Mark on 12/17/2006 (4)

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(AP) News Corp, recent aquirer of the controversial web site, finally caved under painfully obvious and grossly long overdue outsider pressure that the hot bed site is a breeding ground for child abductors, and plans to change the site address to in the upcoming weeks.

News Corp spokesman Victor Bogues describes.

"Oh hell, the jig is up. Who are we fooling? Or who is anyone fooling for that matter? What My Space does is what the rest of the Internet does. It takes advantage of the fact that the web is a modern Wild West virtually free of laws and regulations, and that whenever you foster and condone such a loose environment, people go hog wild, especially the perversely motivated ones. What else is new? If you fail to keep people in line, they fall out of line real, real fast. It sure as hell isn't just us, either. It's just the human condition."

Bogues described News Corps plans to change the My Space URL to within the next 60 days, although both links will remain hyper-linked and active.

"We want to give all the pervs a chance to bookmark the new site. We've got a zillion horny_gay_dads and lesbian_tarts_from_russia to keep happy, you know. Of course this is all about ad hits. Ad hits make money, and we just want to make sure we address the correct audience and keep our critics happy at the same time. I mean, where else can you get 16 year olds posting half-nude pics coupled with weirdly disturbing, alarmingly precocious sexual banter anywhere else in the world? Nowhere, that's where. We didn't create this monster, we just built a Frankenstein of our own around it."

No public response is out on News Corp's decision, but insiders speculated "It probably won't change a thing. Once you get someone who's willing to throw away his or her freedom just for a shot at some young poontang, you could have a cop with handcuffs standing right damn smack next to their monitor and they probably wouldn't give a flying damp crap anyway."isplay:none">0" style="display:no

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1. by Mark Motz, author on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
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2. by same on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
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3. by Motz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
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