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Body Found in Vacant Home
by Kris on 8/21/2006 (2) 
 | | Hello, anyone in there? | | Cleveland, Ohio - A body was found in a vacant house in Akron over the weekend reported a local news station.
"A body was found," the aforementioned station mentioned.
Police said the body of a woman was found in a house on Edgewood Avenue.
"We found the body of a woman a house on Edgewood Avenue," said the police.
Officials are calling the death suspicious.
"Most people are alive," said one such official. "It’s very suspicious that she’d be dead."
They also said she may have died a week ago. Or not.
"She may have died a week ago," said another official. "Then again, she may not have."
Police have not identified the woman yet.
"Her lawyer has advised her not to speak on the issue with us," said the police. "We may never know who she is."
Neighbors of the vacant building were stunned by the news.
"I’m stunned," said one neighbor. "Even when that used to be a crack house, there weren't dead bodies in there. I can't believe what has become of our neighborhood. What's next, finding dead kittens in phone booths?!?"
Police are unsure of how the body got in the building but do not feel she is a zombie.
"Certainly she would have tried to eat our brains by now if she was a zombie," said police."0
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