Chick With Huge Tits Wows Local Workplace
on 6/9/2006 (6)
KANKAKEE, IL - Newly appointed Quickyrates Insurance Corp. educational director Vanessa McDonald reportedly bypassed "normal promotional protocol" according to relatively flat chested Quickyrates human resource counterpart Belinda Krale.
|Ba-ba-ba-ba, I wanna be promoted! |
"You don't need a microscope to see what's happening here!" snarled Krale, fitfully adjusting her diminutive B bra strap like a rubber band idly looped around a No. 2 pencil. "Vanessa was hired to answer the fucking phones, and 2 weeks later she's heading the educational department? It's true she has an Associates degree, but in liberal arts? There are plenty of other men and women here at Quickyrates that far surpass her in education and ability. This is gross discrimination if I've ever seen it!"
Indeed, the entire Quickyrates staff were up in arms about McDonald's promotion, including 2 long term employees with prior teaching experience and at least one with a Phd. in education from Rutgers. Theories abounded as to why the obviously spurious promotion occurred, but most suspect the obvious, the humongous pair of fleshy 42 DD globes dangling dangerously from McDonald's shoulders as the culprits.
"I will not let this happen on my watch!" Wailed Krale. "There are organizations I can protest to, you know, this isn't over by a long shot!"
Burt Fink, sole Quickyrates company owner, however, chortled "Educational methods are in the eye of the beholder, and so was the outcome of my divorce, so try putting a glass ceiling on that pair of ambitions!"
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