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Exclusive Nude Britney Spears Doll Revealed To Be Cheap Chinese Made Clothless Barbie
by Mark on 1/30/2006 (12)

Hi I'm Britney! Wanna take a ride around the block on my menstrualcycle?
(AP) A Chinese made "Nude Britney action figure" doll has turned out to be little more than a unclothed cheap Chinese made Barbie, according to Spear's spokesman Gilbert Fronds late Monday.

"Okay, okay, this is a hoax. This doll is marketed by the Xiang Ju toyworks in Nanking, China, and is not a licensed release from the Britney Spears management corporation. For Christ sakes, look at it, it's just a dumb Barbie clone with no clothes on it. What makes it worse, they're selling the clothes separate, free Britney nude pictures and even a feminine hygene kit complete with a tiny box of birth control pills and what does that suggest? Our lawyers are working overtime to put Xiang Ju out of business, but since there are no overlapping legal systems in between China and the U.S., it could take decades. In the meanwhile we just want to make it clear that Britney does not endorse this doll, period."

The Xiang Ju toy works firm in question had not responded to any legal queries from Spear's attorneys, and were also reportedly still battling a "Nude David Hasselhoff" ripoff Ken doll from the 1990's, and a "George Bush's pet dog Barney" stuffed blue dinosaur from pre-911.n

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1. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
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2. by Motz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
One pro. I submitted it with Britney spelled Brittany...I hope that will correct itself after the googlebots pick it up *sob*isp </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
3. by Katy on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
I wonder how many people will take this seriously. Let's take a tally shall we?ui </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
4. by Motz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
I wrote exclusivley to see what Google will bring in with the keywords 'nude britney'...hehe dirty minds. </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
5. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Perhaps this would have faired better had you also added Pictures... Nude Britney Pictures. Wanna place bets on whether or not this comment page, which has Free Nude Britney Spears Pictures written in it ends up huge on Google once the bots find it?i </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
6. by Motz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
I squeezed "free britney nude pictures" into the text. check it outs </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
7. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Well, I sqeezed "Britney Spears and Angolina Jolie Have Lesbian Orgy at the Super Bowl"... put that in your Google and smoke it. </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
8. by Motz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
The guys at Google are gonna get wise and stop sending bots, and when the bots stop coming, what then? Canadian Binary Soldiers? We're Farked! </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
9. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
It's Binary Robots Mark... Robots. I don't think the bots will ever stop coming, they're relentless... I believe the way Google bots work is that they have a set of certain pages the start with, then follow links off of those pages. Considering all the story submission sites we're on and other sites I have traded links with, there is litterally thousands of places for Google to find us.n </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
10. by Motz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
I did some IP tracing on the voting, and found that Google bots are voting for our stories. I can provide examples. How is this happening?"0 </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
11. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Google bots just follow links, a submitted vote is nothing but a link to submitvote.asp?votenum=X where X is the value of the vote. As I've mentioned before, the only way to really make voting foolproof is by forcing users to register and then tying votes to their username.go </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
12. by Motz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
The sad part is, many of the "page hits" on both of our Brinkster hosted pages are bots. I was really, really bummed to see that. For 2 years I've been watching my story count creep up on smthop, and know I realize a good part of that were web droids...shit. </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>

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