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Local Man Reportedly Growing Used To Disappointment

by Mark on 12/5/2005 (1)

TOLEDO, OH - Toledo paper products salesman Bob Bell reportedly has "gotten totally used to not getting what I want" according to friends and coworkers late Monday.

"Bob, is like, so fucking what, and stuff like that."

Explained coworker Gary Powalski.

"When he found out that Tommy Schmales in bookeeping got the Penske account, a raise and a big promotion over him, he just was like, "yeah, that's nice, good for him. Who cares. What else is new?" and such. I kinda feel for the guy, but it would make a difference if he gave a damp flying crap or two from time to time."

Bob Bell also reportedly referred to his failed marriage in terms like "Yeah, she got what she wanted. House, kids. Let her have it. Who gives a rat's ass." reminding that any vestigial optimism left over inside of him "died along with his 40th birthday, delinquent second mortgage and dreams of dating someone who looked even vaugely like Bonnie Hunt."isplay:no

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