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Selected Shorts part 1

by Mark on 7/8/2004 (9)

Prime example of Trollus Vulgaris

Here are a few classic threads from Yahoo! message boards that are worth reprinting. NOTE: They have not been edited in any fashion. The names have been omitted to protect the guilty.

Original thread title: JOHN EDWARDS A SAINT OR HOMOSEXUAL

Poster #1 IF HE DONT CHEAT CAUSE HE HOT AND HIS WIFE BIG AS THE SIDE OF A HOUSE
I AINT SEEN NO PICTURE OF HER TILL TODAY AND ASS I COULD SAY WAS DAMN IN DISBELIEF
ALL I COULD SAY WAS DAMN IN DISBELIEF

I DONT KNOW WHY I WROTE ASS

Poster #2 Why don't you ask him for a date?

Poster #3 His wife was a looker when they got married.
The daughter's pretty cute too.

poster #1 SHE AINT NOW. SHE A HAUSE.
THATS HOW I KNOW HE A SAINT O A HOMOSEXUAL

Poster #4 Moron, you belong with Bush. Who cares what their wives look like if they are like Bush and ROBBING AMERICA BLIND>

Poster #5 He COULD be both.

Boy ya' gotta love American public education! Or is it called edutainment? Here's another:

original thread title: BEING TALL IS ALL THAT

Poster #1 I'm 6'4", and I get proposistioned on almost a daily basis, mostly by petite women. it never ceases to amaze me. My daily routine is flirtation after flirtation, wheter I go to the mall,the library or to work. God's truth. Being tall is all that

Poster #2 I am 6 4 235 and I have to tell you I could go on for an hour. I have probably been with over 500 women. I would say I get hit on 3 times a day. I know if i wanted i could get a b.j. by a different girl everyday. a friend of mine challenged me to do that. i have a wife now so the party is over for good.

Poster #3 That is nothing vato! Im 24 years old 5'6" 145 pounds homes, and Ive been with well over 100 mamacita's esse. That doesnt even count messing around homes. Ive been getting it since I was a little homie in the barrio.

Poster #2 Chihuahuas don't count.

Poster #3 Fvck you puta! You wouldnt know what to do with a woman it she jumped in your lap Jotitio. Panzitas who put fake pictures on their profiles are making up for something they dont have homes. Either your a liar esse vato, or you got a little picha homes, and the only pizarrin you get is from your sister la piruja esse.

Dios Mio! Mi gato es en La Cocina! or something...Here's one more...

Original thread title: I AM THE BEST LOOKING GUY HERE

Poster #1 NO DOUBT. PEOPLE PAY TO TAKE MY PICTURE. I ALSO HAVE A 10 INCH PEICE.

Poster #2 (female) I think you may be right. I think the rest of the guys on here should put up pics. Then we could know for sure. ;)

Poster #3 (male) Lacy i would lick you all over.
Poster #2 No...you wouldn't. :P
Poster #3 I wouldn't or I couldn't or I shouldn't. which one ??? There is a big difference.
Poster #2 Sorry. You couldn't. :)
Poster #3 I am glad you are true to your man. I probably could not fit you in to my schedule for a while anyway.

Hey now! Who sez you can't find true romance on the web?! Well, that's it for Selected Shorts today, look for more in the near future, only on Smooth Operator!i0"<

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