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Ted Nugent announces fast food chain

by Mark on 4/19/2004 (2)

Goodnight Chicago!...Good morning Chicago zoo!

70's thrash Rock guitarist/hunting fanatic Ted Nugent has announced a chain of fast food restaraunts featuring wild game.

Nugent describes: "My idea of fast food is Elk, man! Wild game is hormone free, low in fat and carbs, and high in protein. All wild game is 'free range' and thus in peak physical condition and disease free."

Nugent unveiled a mixed platter of fast foods

"This is a 1/4 lb. double venison cheeseburger we call the 'Big Buck', these are 'Fred Bear burgers' and these, my personal favorite, moose McNuggets. On the spicy side, I've got cat-scratch fajitas and armadillo chimichangas on the drawing board."

When asked if the public would swallow the notion of wild, gamey meat on such a large scale, Nugent scoffed

"They swallow mad cow disease and salmonella chicken, don't they? There was once a time when chicken was considered wild. Once a meat is accepted as food, it's not percieved as wild anymore."

Further questioned if a steady supply of wild game could be obtained by the chain, Nugent picked up a bow and arrow and headed for the back door

"When it's in season, and sometimes when it's not. I've got a team of Mexican illegals in 28 states working overtime, man!..which reminds me, I've got some hunting to do..."

The chain of drive thru's, called "Beaver King" is expected in Ohio, Wisconsin and PA this fall, and Kentucky, Texas and California this winter.

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1. by Mel S. on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

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2. by Lynda D on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

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