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Money quick and easy
by Dr. Quickbucks on 3/12/2004 (3)

Hello friend! I’m here to tell you about a wonderful new method to increase your income guaranteed. Never before now has an offer so wildly claimed to make you millions! If there is a better offer to make you rich, I don’t know about it, nor would I tell you about such an amazing offer because it is simply not possible to be more amazing than this offer that I’m about to offer to you!

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Now that you've heard all the details, are you ready to start making money today? Everything you need to know is in our 300 page book and accompanying cassettes! All for the amazing low price of $39.95! $39.95, we must be crazy! Well, if offering you a good deal and eating raccoons makes us crazy, then call me King Henry the Eighth! How amazing is that! Send out now and get ready for the money to start rolling in!

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1. by Docas Taylor from Nigeria on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
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2. by feaglin on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
now why he doesn't tell anyone where to buy that book is beyond me.s </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
3. by Scaheem Ponzi on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
I want a Bumper Sticker, a Membership Card that I can carry in my wallet AND an 8x10 inch Certificate of Membership that is suitable for framing, too - if I'm going to send THAT kind of money. Also, is this an "Environmetally Friendly" business venture that will help sustain the planet for future generations?m </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>

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