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Al-Qaeda targeting Amish Community
by Mark on 8/11/2003 (4)

In a spectacular change of tactics, Al-Qaeda terrorist cells have reportedly begun hitting strategic targets in the Holmes county, Ohio Amish district according to Mennonite minister brother Hezekiah Weems. Weems describes the destruction:

"Thouest agents of evil have blown up the Yoder covered bridge fording Tinkler's creek near the Town Square. The loss of the bridge has caused great consternation to the Stroh's family, who must now walk their horses and buggy and cross 50 feet upstream at Tinklers bank."

Other abominable acts of heartless terror have reportedly been directed at the heart of Ohio's Mennonite district.

"The corn did not produce well this year, and too much rain has brought the blight to the melon patch. Brother Pfister had 3 cows tipped this July, and a pitchfork, of highest stout quality, was stolen from a haystack, all on a moonlit night. The Middlefield Swiss Cheese factory was violated as well, as the last three batches of cheese were of the poorest quality."

When shown pictures of the Yoder bridge, which was not blown up at all, but merely had a broken planking, and suggested that the other "terrorist" acts were perpetrated by youthful pranksters or mere happenstance and not Al-Qadea operatives, Weems nervously tipped his hat and fingered his graying beard:

"W-we are God's chosen people. We have never hurt anyone. Who else but a great evil like Al-Qadea could be responsible?!"

Reminded that radical Islamists believe that they have God on their side as well, Weems looked twice over his shoulder, leaned forward, and gingerly touched an index finger to his pursed lips:

"That's easy for YOU to say! Mrs. Trumble became pregnant with triplets on 9-11 whilst her husband Joshua was away barn raising. Keep in mind I have to LIVE with these people!"

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1. by feaglin on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
amish farmer - "Why hello there good man with a beard nearly as long as mine," Al-Qaeda terrorrist - "Allah akhbar!" amish farmer - "That's nice, but what does TNT stand for on that suit you are so viciously tugging?"isplay:none"></i </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
2. by Mark Motz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Funny you say that Feaglin. I live about 20 miles from the Amish community in Holmes county, Ohio. I like to go out there and cruise up and down the Amish backroads in my gold 1991 Chevy Cavalier. One day I had a Beatles t-shirt on, you know the one with John Lennon with long hair and a beard? I walked into an Amish store, and this Amish family was staring at my shirt...Lennon looked Amish! Funny stuff. :) src= </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
3. by Sinister on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Stupid as shit. Hopefully you weren't paid to write that crap. I don't think I've EVER read anything as dumb as that. You are a retard, you are not humorous in any way, and your writing style sucks goat cocks. Other than that it was great !"0" s </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
4. by karl on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
you asume they were looking at lennon thinikng what you say they were thinking..or do you know that was what they were thinking? </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>

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