Obama Health Care Package Success Hinges That Nothing Bad Ever Happens To America Again
by Mark on 4/1/2010 (5)
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(AP) A current trending circulating among several eminent economists suggests that the almost unfathomable levels of federal funding for health care and other tax payer stoked programs ordered by the Obama administration relies on a wing and a prayer that "nothing bad ever happens to America again." Noted economist C. Norman Krapwell describes:
"With the populist Obama administration's strategy of 'skim the cream and give to the starving kitties'
approach on solving the countries health care and myriad fiscal problems, one assertion remains looming and perfectly clear: no catastrophes of any kind are on the agenda for this administration."
Krapwell shut down his brand new Dell multi processor PC and pulled out a slide rule and dusty old abacus from his bottom desk drawer
"To be blunt, if we get hit with another Katrina type hurricane, we're screwed. If the terrorists hit us again, ditto. If any major rivers flood, if any large scale earthquakes happen, if OPEC drives oil prices up, if a prolonged drought or influenza epidemic materialize, the math hits the crappers. It like trying to take off in a Boeing 777 on a 50 foot runway, not...enough...room...period."
While the Obama administration is fully aware of the fragility of massive, myopic expenditures on lumbering beaurocratic social programs, Krapwell slyly jived "It's all about optimism, hope and change. If you are politically foolish enough to even think in terms of being cautious with our children's children's tax dollars vs. potential looming expenses or disasters, you're just plain anti-progressive, so when the next big catastrophe hits, just remember that you should have never even thought of it, let alone vocalized it, because you...you...personally want Obama to fail because he's black, and that it was your racist-conservative bigoted, cracker-white, soon-to-be-minority pessimistic candy ass that turned it into reality, made it happen and put it there."
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