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Crazy Facts That You Didn't Know About Pizza

by Kris on 1/29/2009 (0)

Marvel at these twenty-five completely true facts about one of the most popular dishes in all of America and perhaps the world. They are so crazy and absurd that there is no way we just made them up.

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Pizza is the only food elected as a Senator in Delaware.
The closest living relative to the pizza is the Great Spotted Kiwi, most often found living in northwest and south New Zealand.
No piece of pizza can be folded in half more than 7 times.
Zombies love brains but hate pizza.
Pizzerias represent 17% of all restaurants in America. 100% of those pizzerias serve pizza.
A warm pizza makes an excellent Frisbee. A cold pizza makes an excellent breakfast.
It is impossible to fit an entire large pizza into the carburetor of a 1980 Ford Pinto.
Making love to a pizza is not illegal but is generally shunned upon (and messy).
The first pizzeria in the United States was opened by Gennaro Lombardi in 1895 in New York City. It has since been replaced by a Starbucks.
Pizza was voted the Prom Queen at Glendale High School in Arizona in 1997. It took second the year before.
Pepperoni is the most popular pizza topping in America. Dirt is the least.
Oak trees do not produce pizza. Ever.
The average American eats eighteen acres of pizza in their lifetime. The average pizza eats two acres of Americans in its life.
Walt Disney was afraid of pizza. And now he's dead. You do the math.
Depriving a man of pizza once he has smelled it is considered cruel and unusual punishment in the state of Oklahoma.
Pizza is the only food not named after a God.
A slice of pepperoni pizza has more common sense than Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spear combined.
MacGyver once used an extra-cheese pizza as a parachute. A single-cheese pizza would not have been successful.
Unlike a cat, if you drop a pizza from a tree it will not land on its feet.
No one that has been killed by pizza has ever lived to regret it.
A man and a pizza cannot legally be wed. Except in Canada.
A pizza the size of the moon could potentially block out the sun and create worldwide pandemonium.
There has never been a pizza character in professional wrestling.
Give a man a pizza and he can eat for a day. Teach a man to make a pizza and he will become a fat, fat man.
The phrase "I'd kill for a slice of pizza" is considered a threat. More than 200 people have been arrested after uttering these words, many of which received significant jail time.

Want to know some crazy facts about something else or just feeling lonely? Send your thoughts to kris@smthop.com with the subject line "Crazy Thoughts / I'm lonely". "0" st0" style

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