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Ticker: Family Guy Creator Seth McFarlane To Whistle 'Star-Spangled Banner' Out Of His Asshole

by Mark on 1/1/2008 (0)

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(AP) - Not one to ignore the power of media as a potent political weapon, 'Family Guy' and 'American Dad' creator/voice actor Seth McFarlane planned to further assist the Democratic cause by whistling the 'Star-Spangled' Banner' out of his asshole at the DNC Iowa caucus in January of this year.

"It's all about sphincter tone and generating enough readily bio-available gas." piped McFarlane "I started thinking...I was eating chipotle hummus and listening to show tunes, and hey, the idea popped in, why not take this to its full nauseating creative extent? I mean, we do that on Family Guy every week. Both 'Family Guy' and 'American Dad' are unabashedly left leaning and anti-conservative to a level of almost absurd predictability anyhow, so let's light this bitch up!"

DNC candidates Hillary Clinton, John Edwards and Barack Hussein Obama are ambivalent about McFarlane's flatulent ambitions, but Obama vented 'Why not? This stumping shit has me blowing through two packs of Marlboro a day and groping for the beano every time the phone rings as it is, so let's roll!"isplay:no

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