Barack Obama Urges America To Look To The Cookie
by Mark on 5/6/2007 (7)
 | |  | Look to the cookie, America, look to the cookie! | | (AP) DNC Presidential hopeful Barack Obama urged Americans to "look to the cookie" to glean desperately needed racial harmony in America today.
"Look to the cookie, look to the cookie!" Trumpeted Obama, keenly nibbling a half-vanilla, half-chocolate butter wafer crunch "All the ingredients are in here, a harmonious blend of both chocolate and vanilla in every delectable bite! A reveling symphony of glorious, buttery lip-smacking, golden-crusted, sweet-creamery goodness! Look to the cookie, America, look to the cookie!"
Hillary Clinton, the other DNC Presidential hopeful, unenthusiastically remarked however, "Eh, no thanks. I haven't thrown up since the Monica Lewinsky Moon Pie days, and was really, really hoping to keep it that way."
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