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Girl Who Didn't Want Her Picture Taken Gets It Taken Anyway
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10/24/2010
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Woman Lost in Parking Ramp for Four Days Found Alive
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3/4/2010
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Cold Weather Snap Makes Global Warming Liberal Girl Cry
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1/9/2010
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Released Baby Rhinos Could Spell Doom for North America
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11/3/2009
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We Ask, America Answers! Part 1: Who, Or What, Is An Al Gore?
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8/1/2009
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Civil War Reenactor Pissed That He hasn't Had A Chance To Really Kill Somebody
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7/25/2009
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Clay Aiken Tops List That Truly Straight Guys Would Like To Kick The Crap Out Of
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6/13/2009
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Male Stripper Kills 7 Women at Local Nursing Home
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5/22/2009
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Local Girl Relies On STD Stats To Remind Her Not Getting Laid Isn’t So Bad
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3/27/2009
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Phone Number Left for Waitress Billed as Tip
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3/19/2009
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Louisiana in Terror after Governor Announces $666 Million Stimulus
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3/13/2009
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Americans Ecstatic About $10 a Week Stimulus
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2/27/2009
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The World According to Lothar, Special Valentine's Day Edition
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2/14/2009
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Florida Braces for 18 Degree Storm of the Century
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2/4/2009
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Fat Man Drops a Bomb in Airport Bathroom, Panic Ensues
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2/3/2009
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Confessions of a Lobster Killer
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1/10/2009
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Alzheimer Patients Donate Three Times as Much as Non-sufferers
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1/2/2009
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What is The Functionating Click?
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11/27/2008
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Local Man Confirms Lunacy, Can't Wait For Hot Food To Cool
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11/23/2008
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Man Takes Uneventful Drive Through Countryside
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11/3/2008
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Giant Multicolored Dots Threaten United States
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10/9/2008
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Maine Residents Disappointed By Lack of Killer Storm
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9/29/2008
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Guy On Tracks Waving For Train to Stop Could have Prevented Crash
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9/15/2008
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Proposed Border Fence Won't Stop Illegal Aliens from Space
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9/10/2008
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One Legged Man Wins Ass Kicking Competition
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9/7/2008
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Duck Stamp Misprint Sends Happy Customers to a Sex Chat Service
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9/4/2008
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Caves Are the New Cool Place to Live
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8/25/2008
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Captain Crunch Has Trouble Being Taken Seriously
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8/22/2008
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Smoky Bear Admits Things Other Than You Can Also Prevent Forest Fires
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8/19/2008
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Axe Murderers Give Hitchhikers a Bad Name
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8/9/2008
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Local Woman Accused of Kicking the Crap Out of Every Man in Sight
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8/5/2008
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Guy With Big Giant Head Laments Lifetime Of Presumed Super Brilliance
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6/30/2008
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3671
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Dozens Of Gay Elephants Prepare To Wed In California
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6/16/2008
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Gary, Indiana Officially Named America's Butthole
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5/21/2008
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Dizzy Liberal Chick thinks Reading Glasses give her an Implied Air of Authority
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5/14/2008
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Local Man Gets Ass Kicked For Not Observing Earth Hour
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3/29/2008
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Angry Local Man Wants To Burn Down The Whole Fucking Internet
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1/12/2008
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Local White Girl Listens To Hip Hop Music, Develops Puzzling Neurological Disorder
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8/3/2007
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Dubuque Woman Witlessly Ogles Frozen Piece Of Plunging Airplane Pee, Experts Perplexed
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7/29/2007
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Titless Wonder Admits She Makes Life Miserable For Busty Chested Gals
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7/15/2007
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First Lesbian Experience Leaves Local Gal Just Brimming Over With Empowerment
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7/7/2007
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Will A Barack Obama Victory Embolden Terrorism?
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7/3/2007
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Cranial Nail Transforms Socially Apathetic Michigan Man Into Blathering Political Mouthpiece
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7/1/2007
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Annual San Francisco Straight Parade Draws Record 26 Spectators
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7/1/2007
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Jesse Davis Murder Highlights Perils Of Interracial Relationships
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6/24/2007
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Divorced Michigan Man Watches Paint Dry, Actually Enjoys It
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6/6/2007
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Close Encounters Of The Gigantic Kind Spook Michigan Man
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4/29/2007
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The Virginia Tech Massacre Explained
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4/16/2007
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Pooping Traffic Controller Causes Delays at Washington Airport
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4/12/2007
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House Wins Big
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4/9/2007
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Befuddled MoveOn.org Member Admits He Really Isn't Sure What He's Supposed To Be Moving On To
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3/11/2007
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World's Ugliest Dog Dies, Thousands Of Norway, Michigan Women Flock To Claim Title
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2/28/2007
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Beer Surpasses Dog as Man's Best Friend
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2/28/2007
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Giant Pyramid Built in Suburbs Angers Neighbors
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2/17/2007
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Is Liberal Yahoo News An Anti-American Information Source?
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2/3/2007
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Bomb Sniffing Dog Detects Explosives Up Partner Pooch's Butt, Thousands Panic
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2/3/2007
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Camel Sales As A Consumer Vehicle At An All Time High
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2/2/2007
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5044
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Portly Pooch Flunks Diet, Perplexed Owner Passe
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1/23/2007
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President Bush Promises to Send 10,000 Rodeo Clowns to Iraq
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1/16/2007
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Local Automated Traffic Camera Captures Image Of Man's Speeding Ass
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1/5/2007
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Chick With Apple Shaped Ass Fends Off Latest Wave Of Illicit Gropes And Grabs
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1/3/2007
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Local Daschund Vainly Attempts To Fight Off Reputation As A Silly Little Weiner Dog
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12/12/2006
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Mysterious Blanket Of Frozen White Matter Smothers Northeast U.S., Millions Panic
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12/9/2006
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Beverage Store Employee Tries To Give A Flying Damp Crap About What Kind Of Wine You Want To Buy
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12/5/2006
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Man Living In Anytown, USA Bombarded With Mail
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11/29/2006
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Crazed Toddler Womps Playmate, To Be Tried As Adult
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11/7/2006
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Hovel Dweller Laments Lifetime Of Decisive Indecisiveness
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10/29/2006
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Hapless Hitch Hiker Laments End Of The Free Ride era
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10/18/2006
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Teddy Bear Has No Remorse After Killing Thousands
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9/26/2006
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Man Raised In Barn Refuses To Zip Up Fly
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9/8/2006
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America's Love Affair With The Blue Car
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8/28/2006
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Stinky Lake Erie Driveby Spawns Accusatory Carpool Glances
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8/13/2006
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Ailing Chimp Gets Teeth Fixed, Makes Up For Time Lost Ailing
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8/10/2006
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Researchers Unearth Boring Well
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7/28/2006
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Forlorn Janitor Sadly Realizes No One Notices, Let Alone Pays Attention To Him
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6/26/2006
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Local Man's Monthly Gasoline Costs Exceed Monthly Car Payment
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6/1/2006
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Man Calls Another Man a Snow Cone Machine
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5/11/2006
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April 13th Marks National Push All The Buttons on the Elevator Day
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4/9/2006
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Wrestling Fan Bashes Co-worker with Steel Chair
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3/31/2006
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Drunken Woman Loses Virginity
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3/10/2006
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Man Faces Public Scorn After Inadvertantly Displaying Offensive License Plate
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2/6/2006
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Notable Absence Of Superman Alarms Mankind
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1/25/2006
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Missing Man Found on Toilet
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1/19/2006
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Group Photos With Big-Ass Machine Gun Becoming National Fad
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1/10/2006
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Confused Local Man Calls Neighbors's Dog A Dick
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1/7/2006
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Frostbite Runs Rampant When Automatic Door Fails
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1/5/2006
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'Jurassic Park Fallujah' Plans Unveiled
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1/4/2006
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First Date Marriage Proposal Ends in Heartbreak
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12/28/2005
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Big Lotto Win Guts Local Chicken Plant Staff
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12/22/2005
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Derailed Train Wakes Hundreds
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12/10/2005
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5574
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Local Man Reportedly Growing Used To Disappointment
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12/5/2005
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Man Finds Inner Peace Under His Bed
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10/27/2005
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One Minute Of Truth With A Fox TV Executive
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10/23/2005
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6358
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Blue Jean Shorts Back in Fashion
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10/4/2005
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Plus Sized House Gals Named Top Suburban Scourge
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9/28/2005
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Protesters Seek to Shut Down Evil Robot Factory
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9/14/2005
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Ohio Woman Confesses To Being Pierogi Addict
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8/27/2005
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Alabama Votes Benjamin Franklin Their Favorite President
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8/24/2005
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Dizzy Illinois Girl Thinks Car Radio Mystically Sends Her Messages
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8/11/2005
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6034
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Sumo Dad Scores Big In Daytona, FLA!
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8/9/2005
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