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Article	Category	Date	Author	Comments	Views	Rating
California Woman Finishes the Internet	Tech	7/20/2009	Kris	(0)	1009	4
Robot Attacks Leave Lifelong Scars for Survivors	Tech	6/5/2009	Kris	(0)	1072	0
Dell to Offer Online Customizable Baby Sales	Tech	3/3/2009	Kris	(0)	960	0
Are We Prepared for Y10K?	Tech	1/9/2009	Kris	(0)	5297	0
The Decline of the T-800 Line of Terminator	Tech	12/30/2008	Kris	(5)	2261	5
Wind Turbines Attack England	Tech	12/10/2008	Kris	(0)	887	0
Who is that Guy that Corrects Spelling and Grammar Online?	Tech	10/1/2008	Kris	(2)	1860	0
"I'm right and you're an idiot" Named Official Slogan of the Internet	Tech	9/19/2008	Kris	(2)	2142	0
Scientists to Use Satellite Photos to Count the Number of People Wearing Red Shirts	Tech	9/18/2008	Kris	(0)	1310	0
Al Gore Seeks Royalties on Internet Usage	Tech	8/17/2008	Kris	(2)	4691	0
Some Really Great Ways to Piss People off on the Internet	Tech	8/15/2008	Mark	(2)	3632	0
Newly Developed Jetpack Draws Attention of Supervillains Everywhere	Tech	7/29/2008	Kris	(3)	1713	0
Software Piracy Leads to Full-Fledged Piracy	Tech	7/24/2008	Kris	(0)	2230	0
The World is on Pace to Run out of Internet by 2010	Tech	7/15/2008	Kris	(3)	6194	4
Weatherman Caught Using Weather Machine to Improve Forecasts	Tech	6/24/2008	Kris	(0)	1780	0
Local Man Mistakes Whirring Whiney Hard Drive Sounds For Asthma Attack	Tech	5/31/2008	Mark	(0)	1916	0
The Tragic Fall of Deep Blue	Tech	5/11/2008	Kris	(2)	2483	0
Geek Squad Tech With Baby Hands Freaks Out Customers, Co-Workers	Tech	3/9/2008	Mark	(0)	2414	0
New Metric Alphabet Proposed	Tech	6/26/2007	Kris	(1)	5625	0
The Hubo FX-1 Promises An Easy Future for Lazy People Everywhere	Tech	6/7/2007	Kris	(1)	4426	0
Maybe Your Real Problem Sleeping Is Fear Of Robots?	Tech	5/16/2007	Kris	(1)	3192	0
GPS Leads To A Generation Unable to Read Maps and An Inevitable Canadian Invasion	Tech	5/1/2007	Kris	(0)	4742	0
Today Is A Great Day to Buy Uranium	Tech	3/28/2007	Kris	(1)	6094	0
Man Builds Computer That Beats Dolphins at Checkers	Tech	3/22/2007	Kris	(0)	4425	0
Bloody Rein of Robot Garage to Begin This Month	Tech	2/6/2007	Kris	(0)	3082	0
Don't Ever Forget your Emergency Repair Disk	Tech	10/17/2006	Kris	(0)	5184	0
Do Racing Stripes Make Cars Go Too Fast?	Tech	10/3/2006	Kris	(2)	7243	5
Some Really Cool Scanning Electron Microscope Pics	Tech	8/24/2006	Mark	(0)	4907	0
Cantakerous Tech Support Guy Actually Answers Question Without Usual Sarcasm	Tech	7/8/2006	Mark	(1)	4706	0
The Mystery Of The Chernobyl Reactor 'Shining Cloud'	Tech	5/5/2006	Mark	(5)	46840	5
Study Reveals All Apple Users are Morons and Outcasts	Tech	5/2/2006	Kris	(21)	10997	0
Troll Semantics: A Classification Of Internet Trolls	Tech	1/15/2006	Mark	(3)	7034	0
Some Really Cool Aircraft	Tech	10/14/2005	Mark	(2)	20223	0
More Really Cool Cars	Tech	8/22/2005	Mark	(4)	23309	0
Some Really Cool Cars	Tech	7/24/2005	Mark	(20)	56388	1
Scientist Discovers New Element, Names It After His Ex-Girlfriend	Tech	4/12/2005	Andy Leeds	(0)	11630	0
Famous Technology That Ain't	Tech	3/20/2005	Mark	(3)	12649	0
Dinosaurs Fossils are a Hoax	Tech	2/14/2005	Andy Leeds	(0)	5467	0
Ford Selling All Terrain Armored Transports in 2006	Tech	2/2/2005	Kris	(0)	8317	0
The Power of Grapefruit	Tech	1/31/2005	Kris	(0)	6320	0
Scientist Discovers Way to Combine Cougars and Lasers	Tech	1/24/2005	Mel S.	(3)	6752	0
Pirates Not Hurt by Online File-Sharing	Tech	1/13/2005	Kris	(0)	7205	0
Man Made of Money has No Excuse Not to Buy his Son Toys	Tech	12/9/2004	Kris	(8)	5936	0
Science Competition Winner Creates Gold from Particleboard	Tech	12/7/2004	Kris	(2)	9373	0
Man grows sexually possessive of work computer, gets fired	Tech	11/18/2004	Mark	(0)	6117	0
New Camera Invented that Steals Souls	Tech	11/12/2004	Kris	(0)	3700	0
Man Attempting to Build Desk creates Atomic Bomb	Tech	11/2/2004	Kris	(6)	21626	0
Career Radio Shack Employee Writes Memoirs	Tech	11/1/2004	Mark	(4)	7655	0
Software Company Using Child Labor to Filter Spam	Tech	10/18/2004	Kris	(0)	6723	0
Windows XP SP2 a deliberate attack on Smthop.com	Tech	9/1/2004	Kris	(4)	5312	0
Man admits saving E-mails for possible revenge	Tech	8/31/2004	Mark	(0)	5209	0
Mankind's greatest inventions	Tech	7/17/2004	Mark	(0)	5966	0
Souls of the Damned to power new GM vehicles	Tech	6/29/2004	Kris	(3)	5349	0
Couple names child after Apple operating system	Tech	5/22/2004	Kris	(0)	10756	0
Man crashes Windows 98	Tech	5/19/2004	Kris	(0)	11310	0
High-tech gag gifts	Tech	4/11/2004	Mark	(0)	17949	0
Old computers never die...	Tech	3/14/2004	Mark	(9)	6014	0
Is a real Stargate SG-1 possible?	Tech	3/8/2004	Mark	(4)	8745	0
Women Love the Nintendo Power Glove	Tech	2/23/2004	Kris	(2)	9092	5
Kitchen Crowbar	Tech	2/15/2004	Kris	(3)	5546	0
Television, Internet show signs of merging	Tech	2/4/2004	Mark	(6)	5441	0
Lockheed designes plane that doesn't fly	Tech	8/5/2003	Mark	(1)	3548	0
Radio Shack expands services as title bureau	Tech	6/16/2003	Mark	(3)	5592	0
New Wider Screen Televisions	Tech	3/12/2003	Kris	(0)	3365	0
Dude, you're getting a Gateway!	Tech	9/26/2002	Kris	(3)	9822	0
DOS XP	Tech	9/14/2002	Kris	(9)	20377	5
The Next Big Thing	Tech	7/22/2002	Kris	(6)	5950	0