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Article	Category	Date	Author	Comments	Views	Rating
Golf-loving Volcano Threatens to Erupt after Hearing Tiger Woods News	Sports	12/15/2009	Kris	(3)	9381	5
NBA Playoff Thoughts 2009	Sports	5/24/2009	Kris	(0)	4809	0
Obama Stimulus Package Earmarks $1.6 Billion For Ailing Detroit Sports Teams	Sports	2/7/2009	Mark	(6)	22245	5
Thumb Wrestling Experiences Resurgence Due to Economic Downturn	Sports	1/28/2009	Kris	(5)	3265	0
News of Arena Football League Canceling Season Reminds People that Arena Football Still Around	Sports	12/16/2008	Kris	(1)	3381	0
Giant's Plaxico Burress Admits Shooting Himself in the Leg Was a "Bad Idea"	Sports	12/2/2008	Kris	(0)	3478	0
Charles Rogers to Work in Concession Stand to Repay $8.5 Million Debt to the Detroit Lions	Sports	10/13/2008	Kris	(0)	3144	0
The Liberal Chick Speaks Out: OMG! The Olympics are Sooo Fucking Racist!!	Sports	8/20/2008	Mark	(0)	3108	0
Johnny Unitas Returns from the Dead, Wishes to Resume NFL Career	Sports	8/3/2008	Kris	(0)	3840	0
Week 4 NFL Picks	Sports	9/29/2007	Kris	(1)	4383	0
Week 3 NFL Picks	Sports	9/22/2007	Kris	(4)	3768	0
Week 2 NFL Picks	Sports	9/14/2007	Kris	(6)	4576	0
Week 1 NFL Picks	Sports	9/9/2007	Kris	(2)	4391	0
NHL Desperately in Search of a Scandal	Sports	8/27/2007	Kris	(2)	4282	0
Barry Bonds Sets New Steroid User Home Run Record	Sports	8/8/2007	Mark	(0)	4788	0
Pooping Dog Complicates Local Sandlot Pepper Ball Game	Sports	6/23/2007	Mark	(0)	6156	0
Utah Jazz Will Resort to Implementing the Dreaded Three-Man-Weave	Sports	5/25/2007	Kris	(0)	4348	0
Edgar Renteria On Pace for 324 Home Runs This Season	Sports	4/2/2007	Kris	(0)	6316	0
After Latest Allegations, Namco Demands Pac-Man Jones To Stop Using Their Name	Sports	2/26/2007	Kris	(2)	7601	0
David Beckham Coming to United States Causes Tidal Wave of Apathy	Sports	1/13/2007	Kris	(8)	6953	0
Canadian Businessman Accidentally Buys Pittsburgh Penguins	Sports	10/6/2006	Kris	(0)	5535	0
Sassy Newbie Jogger Reportedly Pretty Goddamm Proud Of Himself	Sports	10/4/2006	Mark	(0)	4739	0
Man Fakes Death To Skip Work, Shocks Co-Workers By Attending Company Softball Game	Sports	9/22/2006	Kris	(0)	6266	0
Flat Chested Gals Named Top Sunbathing Scourge	Sports	7/27/2006	Mark	(2)	10791	0
Radio Control Aircraft Club Somberly Marks 100th Scale Model Crash	Sports	7/27/2006	Mark	(0)	7528	0
Ronny And The Daytonas Song 'Little GTO' Explained	Sports	6/17/2006	Mark	(3)	27332	3.5
Interview with the NFL's Ricky Williams	Sports	2/22/2006	Kris	(14)	8868	0
Some Other Things Wayne Gretzky Was Unaware Of	Sports	2/13/2006	Kris	(2)	8913	0
Former Vikings Coach Mike Tice Finds Relaxation With Traveling Carnival	Sports	1/27/2006	Kris	(0)	5931	0
The New Spirit of Halloween is Faking Your Death	Sports	11/2/2005	Kris	(0)	13841	0
Some Really Whacky Sports	Sports	10/21/2005	Mark	(0)	7534	0
Boy Dumped After Losing to Girlfriend at Mini-Golf	Sports	7/24/2005	Kris	(37)	38695	0
Wisconsin Divorced Men's Club Organizes First Ever Cat-Olympics	Sports	7/18/2005	Mark	(8)	11980	0
Latrell Sprewell Gets Summer Job at Burger King	Sports	5/26/2005	Kris	(1)	18149	0
Dan Kolb Saves Teammates from Rogue Water Cooler	Sports	4/26/2005	Kris	(1)	5840	0
World Record Pillow Fight Attempt Disintegrates Into Raging Slug Fest	Sports	4/4/2005	Mark	(0)	7326	0
Sumo Dad Lays Down Law, Kids Wisely Comply	Sports	3/18/2005	Mark	(2)	18864	0
Batmobile Wins Daytona 500, No One Cares Or Even Notices	Sports	3/9/2005	Mark	(0)	7375	0
Idiot Dog Clomps 3 Tennis Balls, Sets New Canine Record	Sports	2/23/2005	Mark	(0)	7633	0
Ted Nugent Plans To Clone, Kill, Wooly Mammoth	Sports	2/15/2005	Mark	(3)	7562	0
National Hockey League TV Ratings Lowest Ever	Sports	12/22/2004	Kris	(5)	10234	0
Cup That Hit Artest Suspended for Entire NBA Season	Sports	11/27/2004	Kris	(0)	7019	0
John Madden announces the Cowturducken	Sports	11/20/2004	Mark	(0)	6345	0
Chevy Cavalier named top deer hunter choice	Sports	11/16/2004	Mark	(0)	6499	0
V. A. Creates Division For Paintball Veterans	Sports	11/2/2004	Mark	(0)	8064	0
Curse of The Bambino Lifted, Curse of The Mummy Remains	Sports	10/29/2004	Kris	(3)	5194	0
Blood test results in, New York Yankees are Pedro's Daddy	Sports	10/17/2004	Kris	(13)	23121	0
Yankees win, tremor felt in Force	Sports	10/10/2004	Mark	(0)	5016	0
Man-Chair Duo Wins Dance Competition	Sports	9/20/2004	Kris	(0)	4986	0
Stray Tiger Woods drive clobbers boy, boy ecstatic	Sports	8/21/2004	Mark	(10)	7271	0
Tragedy Strikes at the 100-Meter Scissor Run	Sports	7/13/2004	Kris	(7)	32601	0
Football coach apologizes for offending Molemen	Sports	6/8/2004	Kris	(1)	5777	0
The year of Darko Milicic	Sports	5/30/2004	Kris	(3)	6710	0
Kobe Bryant not to be traded to New York Yankees	Sports	5/24/2004	Kris	(0)	6720	0
Fish caught, family seeks revenge	Sports	4/29/2004	Kris	(0)	6389	0
EarthLink to fight Fishing websites	Sports	4/15/2004	Kris	(3)	5253	0
Phil Mickelson gets monkey off his back, literally	Sports	4/12/2004	Kris	(0)	6812	0
NFL adopts 15-yard penalty for slouching	Sports	4/1/2004	Kris	(0)	5193	0
The Abominable Snowman leaves Arctic for NFL	Sports	3/19/2004	Kris	(4)	14085	0
Chad Johnson makes bold new predictions	Sports	11/17/2003	Kris	(3)	7531	0
Chicago Cubs ask for Do Over	Sports	10/18/2003	Kris	(5)	6904	0
Golfer has nose job, loses edge	Sports	7/21/2003	Mark	(0)	5913	0
Yankees using Flubber filled bats	Sports	6/9/2003	Mark	(0)	5762	0
Tony Hawk Lunar Skateboarding	Sports	6/3/2003	Mark	(2)	5796	0
Peter Gammons: Vampire Hunter	Sports	3/31/2003	Kris	(6)	7775	0
Local Man fears resurrection of 1985 Chicago Bears	Sports	12/30/2002	Kris	(5)	7603	0
Cincinnati Bengals forfeit rest of Season	Sports	10/30/2002	Kris	(28)	10593	0
Racing is fun, if you're good at racing.	Sports	9/30/2002	Kris	(0)	9753	0
The History of Dodgeball	Sports	8/5/2002	Kris	(130)	70849	3.6