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Article	Category	Date	Author	Comments	Views
Let's Shoot All The Annoying People Into Space!	Space	9/15/2008	Kris	(0)	3720
Man Buying Star Promises Untold Reign of Terror over Galaxy	Space	6/17/2008	Kris	(2)	4574
What Would Aliens Say About The Human Race?	Space	2/24/2008	Mark	(1)	5175
Majestic Hubble Image of Birth of Stars Makes for Great Wallpaper	Space	4/26/2007	Kris	(6)	7056
New Caves Found on Mars Could Solve Hermit Overpopulation Problems	Space	4/4/2007	Kris	(0)	7178
Looming Total Lunar Eclipse Paralyzes Globe With Fear	Space	3/2/2007	Kris	(5)	8141
Pluto Will Always Be A Planet To Me	Space	8/24/2006	Kris	(7)	9870
NASA to use Space Shuttles to Kill Birds	Space	6/30/2006	Kris	(5)	9845
Beleaguered NASA Officials Draw Line At Russian ISS Plans For Vodka And Space Hookers	Space	6/1/2006	Mark	(0)	6103
Water Found on Saturn's Moon Raises Fear of Space Sharks	Space	3/10/2006	Kris	(28)	56700
Fat Man Affects Earth's Wobble, Geophysicists Panic	Space	4/7/2005	Mark	(0)	7079
Scientists Discover Asteroid That Will Kill Us All	Space	12/28/2004	Kris	(6)	11504
NASA to Spend $311 Million to Destroy Harmless Comet	Space	12/15/2004	Kris	(0)	10929
Space Station Low On Food, Astronauts Wisely Decide To Diet	Space	12/9/2004	Mark	(0)	7059
NASA Ends Cheese Shortage by Trading Virgins to Martians	Space	12/6/2004	Kris	(5)	12134
Alien Life Found in Back of Fridge Behind the Ketchup	Space	9/30/2004	Kris	(0)	12376
NASA admits pulling a 'Scotty' with Mars Rovers	Space	8/7/2004	Mark	(1)	97145
Mars once covered in Chocolate says NASA	Space	5/3/2004	Kris	(0)	5466
Mars rovers becoming territorial	Space	4/20/2004	Mark	(0)	7790
Could the Moon be Square?	Space	4/9/2004	Kris	(1)	7739
NASA rover finds	Space	3/13/2004	Mark	(3)	7490
Russia retrieves NASA Sojourner rover	Space	2/16/2004	Mark	(6)	7443
NASA selects Bubble Boy for Mars mission	Space	2/15/2004	Mark	(4)	8222
Mars scientists naming every pebble in sight	Space	2/12/2004	Mark	(4)	5808
Harley-Davidson to build Mars rover	Space	2/1/2004	Mark	(1)	6035
Mars rover lost, NASA guilt ridden	Space	1/22/2004	Mark	(1)	8014
Man quests to destroy the Moon	Space	5/6/2003	Kris	(2)	7540
Microsoft purchases the Moon	Space	12/24/2002	Kris	(6)	7778
Aliens find name Aliens to be Non-PC	Space	12/4/2002	Kris	(4)	7668
The Moon	Space	8/8/2002	Kris	(5)	7245