Smooth Operator

Article	Category	Date	Author	Comments	Views	Rating
Obama Polls Surge Upwards as Obama Becomes More and More Conservative	Politics	1/24/2011	Mark	(0)	34349	0
Republicans Admit Whatever Democrats Do is Wrong	Politics	4/15/2010	Kris	(5)	28338	5
Obama Health Care Package Success Hinges That Nothing Bad Ever Happens To America Again	Politics	4/1/2010	Mark	(5)	9515	0
Democrats to Place Cake in Balloon, Hope Rush Limbaugh Floats Away	Politics	10/16/2009	Kris	(8)	10684	3
Bill Clinton : I Can Bend In Half and Blow Myself	Politics	9/27/2009	Mark	(6)	10730	0
Exclusive Interview With The Liberal Grocer: September, 2009 Repost	Politics	9/25/2009	Mark	(0)	9373	0
President Obama School Children Speech Played Backwards Reveals Ominous Messages	Politics	9/7/2009	Mark	(4)	5476	0
Al Gore Disputes Claims he is Fictional	Politics	7/28/2009	Kris	(3)	3983	0
Barack Obama: America's First 'Special Needs' President	Politics	7/3/2009	Mark	(0)	3985	1
Palin Does Interview without Sounding like a Wacko	Politics	6/30/2009	Kris	(4)	3933	5
Many Americans Still Think They Elected Denzel Washington as President	Politics	6/11/2009	Mark	(0)	3779	5
Gary, Indiana Deemed Too Cruel for Guantanamo Prisoners	Politics	6/11/2009	Kris	(0)	4202	5
Liberal Douche Bag of the Week: Sonia Sotomayor and Barack Obama	Politics	5/29/2009	Mark	(0)	4665	0
Kris Steele vs Kris Steele	Politics	3/13/2009	Kris	(1)	4350	0
Rush Limbaugh Challenges God to Debate	Politics	3/6/2009	Kris	(2)	4443	0
Barack Obama and the Poison Mushroom	Politics	1/23/2009	Mark	(0)	3888	5
Obama Promises Free Puppy as Part of Stimulus Package	Politics	1/14/2009	Kris	(1)	4088	4
Barack Obama Victory Fallout: Raise Voting Age to 25?	Politics	12/27/2008	Mark	(9)	13777	1
George Bush Uses Wishing Well in Attempt to Secure Third Term	Politics	11/11/2008	Kris	(5)	3150	4.5
Barack Obama First Order of Business: Dump Tired Black Wife For Some Smokin' Hot White Ass	Politics	11/8/2008	Mark	(1)	4655	3.5
Obama Win Bittersweet for Detroit Residents Hoping to Riot	Politics	11/5/2008	Kris	(19)	27430	5
What Color is Barack Obama?	Politics	11/1/2008	Mark	(0)	3484	0
Boat Anchor Gets Hate Mail for Palin Resemblance	Politics	9/25/2008	Kris	(1)	4858	0
Will a Vote for Barack Obama Ruin your Marriage?	Politics	8/29/2008	Mark	(0)	3654	0
Barack Obama: An Uncle Tom President?	Politics	6/5/2008	Mark	(1)	5471	0
Too Big to Fail: Bush Administration Seeks Buyout	Politics	4/1/2008	Kent Wicker	(0)	5107	0
Michelle Obama's Mouth Named New Greenhouse Gas Champion	Politics	3/26/2008	Mark	(0)	5010	0
Is Nancy Pelosi Catalyzing a New Sino-American War?	Politics	3/23/2008	Mark	(0)	4395	0
^_^rEEr~! Is a Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi Cat Fight Surfacing?	Politics	3/16/2008	Mark	(2)	5467	0
Barack Obama: I am NOT a Shemale	Politics	2/20/2008	Mark	(0)	5291	0
Ticker: News From Barack Obama's Hometown	Politics	2/13/2008	Mark	(0)	4414	0
Ticker: Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama Duel Takes on Air of Proper November Presidential Election	Politics	2/10/2008	Mark	(0)	4286	0
Ticker: Senator John McCain Using More Star Wars References Again	Politics	1/26/2008	Mark	(0)	5257	0
Ticker: What Color Is Barack Obama?	Politics	1/26/2008	Mark	(4)	8927	5
Ticker: Barack Obama, Marlboro Man	Politics	1/5/2008	Mark	(1)	17108	0
Ticker: Family Guy Creator Seth McFarlane To Whistle 'Star-Spangled Banner' Out Of His Asshole	Politics	1/1/2008	Mark	(0)	4774	0
Will The Benazir Bhutto Assassination Destroy Barack Obama?	Politics	12/27/2007	Mark	(6)	4567	0
Is America Truly Willing To Experiment With Barack Obama?	Politics	12/6/2007	Mark	(2)	4743	0
Should The CIA Snuff Hugo Chavez?	Politics	12/2/2007	Mark	(7)	6325	0
Does Nancy Pelosi Require Psychiatric Evaluation?	Politics	11/7/2007	Mark	(0)	16650	0
Ticker: Barack Obama Getting Blacker By The Minute	Politics	9/23/2007	Mark	(0)	5370	0
Befuddled MoveOn.org Member Admits He Really Isn't Sure What He's Supposed To Be Moving On To	Politics	9/23/2007	Mark	(0)	5170	0
Disgraced Idaho Senator Larry Craig Toilet Tryst Reveals He's A Democrat After All	Politics	9/2/2007	Mark	(0)	5622	0
Barack Obama, American Taliban	Politics	7/27/2007	Mark	(4)	7354	0
Barack Obama Urges America To Look To The Cookie	Politics	5/6/2007	Mark	(7)	5611	0
Crazed House Speaker Nancy Pelosi Goes To Syria	Politics	4/5/2007	Mark	(8)	7924	0
Rules for the Senate Judiciary Committee Interview of Rove and Miers Leaked	Politics	3/29/2007	Kent Wicker	(3)	6661	0
Scooter Libby Found Guilty, Ecstatic About Future at a Minimum-Security Facility	Politics	3/6/2007	Kris	(0)	4735	0
White House Claims The Iraq War Is Not The Worst Mistake They Have Made	Politics	2/20/2007	Kris	(0)	5205	0
University of Arizona Scientists Blame President Bush for Extinction of Dinosaurs	Politics	2/13/2007	Kris	(9)	6886	0
Barack Obama: My Name Is NOT Barack Osama	Politics	2/11/2007	Mark	(0)	6408	0
President's Leaked Speech Reveals Bold New Iraq Strategy: More of the Same, But Bigger	Politics	1/10/2007	Kent Wicker	(8)	5464	0
Nancy Pelosi Crosses Road, Almost Gets To The Other Side	Politics	11/17/2006	Mark	(0)	5130	0
Smooth Operator Fans Inadvertently Reelect Oklahoma State Representative	Politics	11/12/2006	Kris	(0)	17055	5
Angered Hussein Makes 'Kids In The Hall' Reference During Trial	Politics	9/12/2006	Kris	(0)	9053	0
The 7 Strains Of Liberal	Politics	8/14/2006	Mark	(3)	7858	0
Castro Temporarily Hands Power To A Potted Plant	Politics	8/1/2006	Kris	(4)	8688	0
Confused Moth Mistakes Al Gore's Head For A Big Giant Light Bulb	Politics	6/8/2006	Mark	(0)	6858	0
National Anthem In Spanish Dilemma Creates Nationwide Bandwagon Effect	Politics	5/1/2006	Mark	(0)	6091	0
President George Bush Traps Himself in the Closet	Politics	3/1/2006	Kris	(6)	7428	0
Dick Cheney "Not Shot Anyone in the Face" Counter	Politics	2/16/2006	Kris	(11)	11480	0
Cheney Rampage Leaves Americans Fearful of Entering the Woods	Politics	2/16/2006	Kris	(1)	8965	0
Bush Appoints House M.D. To Surgeon General Post	Politics	11/5/2005	Mark	(0)	7853	0
One Minute Of Truth With A Liberal part 3	Politics	10/6/2005	Mark	(17)	8797	0
Iranians Elect Scarface To Presidential Seat	Politics	7/10/2005	Mark	(0)	8115	0
Dean Presents Democratic Party's New Strategy	Politics	6/15/2005	Ken ReCorr	(0)	5732	0
One Minute Of Truth With A Liberal	Politics	4/16/2005	Mark	(5)	10214	0
Hapless George W. Bush Declared An Unwitting Metaphor	Politics	3/31/2005	Mark	(1)	8937	0
Bush Appoints Sumo Dad to Cabinet	Politics	3/22/2005	Mark	(0)	7544	0
Bush Admits Pulling A 'James T Kirk' With Saddam Hussein	Politics	2/4/2005	Mark	(0)	9047	0
Sore-Losermans head to Canada, Canada somewhat reserved	Politics	11/7/2004	Mark	(0)	6626	0
Disappointed Kerry has harsh words for Ohio	Politics	11/4/2004	Kris	(3)	12076	0
D.C. Man taking advantage of forlorn liberal women	Politics	11/3/2004	Mark	(0)	7140	0
Election Canned, Football to Determine Next President	Politics	10/28/2004	Kris	(1)	5556	0
John Kerry using word "kill" in election campaign	Politics	10/28/2004	Mark	(0)	7462	0
Ohio man gets pissed over seatbelt law, becomes Libertarian	Politics	10/20/2004	Mark	(0)	7430	0
Senator John McCain uses more Star Wars references	Politics	9/2/2004	Mark	(3)	7659	0
Charley Slams Florida; Kerry Slams Bush; Bush Invades	Politics	8/19/2004	Kent Wicker	(2)	5860	0
Apathy Party Candidate drops out of Presidential Race	Politics	7/20/2004	Kris	(1)	9643	0
Man crushed after not selected to be Kerry running mate	Politics	7/7/2004	Kris	(0)	5814	0
Critical typo found in Clinton book	Politics	6/22/2004	Mark	(0)	7607	0
Kerry outlines plan to stop evil robots	Politics	6/6/2004	Kris	(0)	6187	0
Bigfoot to be Democratic delegate	Politics	5/18/2004	Kris	(0)	7144	0
I picked the wrong election to quit drinking	Politics	2/9/2004	Mark	(2)	7976	0
Democratic Party nominates Slack Jawed Yokel	Politics	2/6/2004	Mark	(4)	7631	0
Sanity of Schwarzenegger Questioned	Politics	2/3/2004	Mel S.	(2)	6399	0
Dick Gephardt calls Bush Big Dumb Poopy Head	Politics	1/17/2004	Mark	(3)	6892	0
Predator for Governor	Politics	12/1/2003	Kris	(2)	9496	0
Gene Simmons Announces Presidential Bid	Politics	11/4/2003	Mark	(5)	8412	0
Bloody coup results in new SCA President	Politics	7/5/2003	Scott Looney	(0)	5720	0
Hank Hill selects running mate	Politics	6/27/2003	Mark	(2)	10912	0
Congress mulls Terrorism Tax	Politics	5/30/2003	Mark	(4)	6605	0
GOP Nominates Hank Hill as Presidential Candidate	Politics	5/28/2003	Mark	(5)	10092	0
Colin Powell: Master Jeep mechanic	Politics	5/22/2003	Mark	(0)	6024	0
Bush, Blair flush out vital U.N. role	Politics	4/28/2003	Mark Fisher	(4)	5754	0
Hussein targets TV game shows	Politics	4/14/2003	Mark Fisher	(3)	9991	0
Sahaf not seen; Satirists fear the worst	Politics	4/11/2003	Mark Fisher	(10)	11014	0
Bush to UN: Join us or die	Politics	3/18/2003	Kris	(2)	8162	0
Four more for Gore	Politics	10/4/2002	Kris	(0)	8096	0