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Most Observers a Little Shaky on Ragtag Libyan Rebels
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World News
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4/3/2011
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Mark
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(0) 
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5652
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0
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Obama Polls Surge Upwards as Obama Becomes More and More Conservative
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Politics
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1/24/2011
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Mark
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(0)
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8326
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0
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'What Is A Darwin Deez' Keeps Most Of World Guessing
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Entertainment
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1/6/2011
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Mark
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(0)
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6105
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0
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Apple Computer Celebrates Firing 1,000,000th Employee
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Tech
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12/28/2010
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Mark
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(0)
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5086
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0
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Italian Kid Makes It Clear He Really Doesn’t Like Italian Food
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Food
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11/16/2010
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Mark
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(1)
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5328
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0
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Nestle Announces 5 More Pasty Tasting White Cracker Dough Crust Hot Pocket Flavors
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Food
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11/12/2010
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Mark
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(0)
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8695
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0
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Lonely Canadian Man Marries Local Maple Tree
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World News
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11/7/2010
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Mark
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(0)
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6415
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0
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Rampaging Giant Jesus Statue Comes To Life, Ravages Small Town
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World News
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11/7/2010
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Mark
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(1)
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6685
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0
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Girl Who Didn't Want Her Picture Taken Gets It Taken Anyway
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US News
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10/24/2010
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Mark
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(0)
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6490
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0
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DUI ‘Party Plates’ Becoming National Fad
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Business
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10/20/2010
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Mark
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(0)
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5819
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0
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Local Man Drinks Stacker 6 Hour Energy Drink, Pisses Most Out Later
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Health
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10/17/2010
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Mark
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(0)
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3648
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0
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Five Things You Should Never Do With Your Quran
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Religeon
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9/18/2010
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Mark
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(2)
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4617
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0
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Astronomer: Universe Askew Because Eminem Won't Stop Acting Black
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Entertainment
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9/6/2010
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Mark
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(14)
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5709
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3
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Justin Bieber Allegation Shocker: I am NOT a Teen Lesbian!
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Entertainment
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7/18/2010
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Mark
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(8)
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5275
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1
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'Back in 5 Minutes' Sign Deemed Equivalent To 'Gone to Take a Shit'
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Business
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7/14/2010
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Mark
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(1)
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4224
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0
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Republicans Admit Whatever Democrats Do is Wrong
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Politics
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4/15/2010
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Kris
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(5)
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6616
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5
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Crazy Judge Bangs Gavel
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Law
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4/9/2010
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Kris
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(1)
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2820
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0
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Obama Health Care Package Success Hinges That Nothing Bad Ever Happens To America Again
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Politics
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4/1/2010
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Mark
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(5)
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1377
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0
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New All Brains Diet All the Rage
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Food
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3/19/2010
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Kris
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(0)
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1856
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5
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Woman Lost in Parking Ramp for Four Days Found Alive
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US News
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3/4/2010
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Kris
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(3)
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1756
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0
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Santa Claus Charged with 106 million Counts of Breaking and Entering
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Law
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1/13/2010
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Kris
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(0)
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3995
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4
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Cold Weather Snap Makes Global Warming Liberal Girl Cry
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US News
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1/9/2010
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Mark
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(4)
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6247
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5
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Girl With Huge Tits Sues Boss For Staring At Her Huge Tits
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Law
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12/19/2009
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Mark
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(2)
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5000
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1
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Golf-loving Volcano Threatens to Erupt after Hearing Tiger Woods News
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Sports
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12/15/2009
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Kris
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(3)
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2312
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5
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Newly Discovered T-Rex Cousin Enjoyed Romantic Walks on the Beach
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World News
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12/11/2009
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Kris
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(0)
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1874
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1
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Man Sad After Garden Fails
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Food
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12/2/2009
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Kris
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(0)
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1590
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0
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Kris Kross Reunites as Wendy's Employees
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Food
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11/10/2009
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Kris
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(0)
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3862
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5
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Released Baby Rhinos Could Spell Doom for North America
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US News
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11/3/2009
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Kris
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(0)
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2209
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0
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Democrats to Place Cake in Balloon, Hope Rush Limbaugh Floats Away
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Politics
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10/16/2009
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Kris
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(8)
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2479
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3
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Bill Clinton : I Can Bend In Half and Blow Myself
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Politics
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9/27/2009
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Mark
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(6)
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2460
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0
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Exclusive Interview With The Liberal Grocer: September, 2009 Repost
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Politics
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9/25/2009
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Mark
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(0)
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1338
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0
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President Obama School Children Speech Played Backwards Reveals Ominous Messages
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Politics
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9/7/2009
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Mark
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(4)
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2816
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0
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Some Really Great 99 cent Recession Busting Beers
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Business
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8/27/2009
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Mark
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(4)
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1887
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0
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Angry Jesus Punishes Local Man For Being A Dick
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World News
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8/13/2009
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Mark
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(0)
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1880
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0
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Global Warming Supporters Call for End to 230 mpg Chevy Volt
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Business
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8/11/2009
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Kris
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(7)
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5605
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3
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Eminent Physicist: 'Gorillaz' Noodle Could Not Have Survived Fiery Lighthouse Crash
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Entertainment
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8/2/2009
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Mark
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(15)
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4577
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4
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We Ask, America Answers! Part 1: Who, Or What, Is An Al Gore?
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US News
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8/1/2009
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Mark
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(0)
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1682
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0
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Al Gore Disputes Claims he is Fictional
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Politics
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7/28/2009
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Kris
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(3)
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1773
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0
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Civil War Reenactor Pissed That He hasn't Had A Chance To Really Kill Somebody
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US News
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7/25/2009
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Mark
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(2)
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1713
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0
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Area Liberal Girl Simply Can't Admit Global Warming Isn't True, Even If It Isn't
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World News
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7/25/2009
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Mark
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(2)
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2192
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0
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California Woman Finishes the Internet
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Tech
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7/20/2009
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Kris
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(0)
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1664
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4
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Barack Obama: America's First 'Special Needs' President
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Politics
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7/3/2009
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Mark
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(0)
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1619
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1
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Palin Does Interview without Sounding like a Wacko
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Politics
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6/30/2009
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Kris
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(4)
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1612
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5
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Coroner: Michael Jackson's Body Doesn't Need Embalming
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Entertainment
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6/27/2009
|
Mark
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(10)
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8546
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0
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Vending Machine Reorganization Causes Corporate Meltdown
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Business
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6/26/2009
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Kris
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(0)
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1677
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0
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Make Hundreds of Dollars Every Week Working at Work
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Business
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6/19/2009
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Kris
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(0)
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2173
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3.75
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Clay Aiken Tops List That Truly Straight Guys Would Like To Kick The Crap Out Of
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US News
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6/13/2009
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Mark
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(23)
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2710
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1
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Many Americans Still Think They Elected Denzel Washington as President
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Politics
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6/11/2009
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Mark
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(0)
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1485
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5
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Gary, Indiana Deemed Too Cruel for Guantanamo Prisoners
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Politics
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6/11/2009
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Kris
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(0)
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1812
|
5
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Robot Attacks Leave Lifelong Scars for Survivors
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Tech
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6/5/2009
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Kris
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(0)
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3094
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0
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North Korea Threatens World Peace with Zombies
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World News
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6/1/2009
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Kris
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(0)
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3453
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0
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Liberal Douche Bag of the Week: Sonia Sotomayor and Barack Obama
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Politics
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5/29/2009
|
Mark
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(0)
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2168
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0
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NBA Playoff Thoughts 2009
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Sports
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5/24/2009
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Kris
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(0)
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1505
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0
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Pepsi Throwback Not a Throwback, They Just Stopped Screwing It Up
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Business
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5/23/2009
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Mark
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(3)
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1585
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0
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Male Stripper Kills 7 Women at Local Nursing Home
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US News
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5/22/2009
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Mark
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(0)
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2899
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5
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Some Really Cool Fossil and Crystal Jewelry
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Site News
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5/17/2009
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Mark
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(0)
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1898
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0
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Pope Defeats Bowser, Saves Princess
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Religeon
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5/15/2009
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Kris
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(1)
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1361
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5
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AIG Stocks Soar after Posting Only $5 Billion Quarterly Loss
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Business
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5/6/2009
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Kris
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(0)
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2826
|
5
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New Spiderman Villain Octomom to be Based on Real Life Octomom
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Entertainment
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3/31/2009
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Kris
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(0)
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3115
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0
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Man Makes Hundreds of Dollars Working from Home
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Business
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3/30/2009
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Kris
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(0)
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1484
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0
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Local Girl Relies On STD Stats To Remind Her Not Getting Laid Isn’t So Bad
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US News
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3/27/2009
|
Mark
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(2)
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2286
|
4
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Company That Institutes Mandatory Recess Experiences Record Growth
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Business
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3/27/2009
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Kris
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(1)
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1542
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0
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Universal Secures Movie Rights to the Dictionary
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Entertainment
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3/25/2009
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Kris
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(0)
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1687
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0
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Phone Number Left for Waitress Billed as Tip
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US News
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3/19/2009
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Kris
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(0)
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2384
|
0
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Louisiana in Terror after Governor Announces $666 Million Stimulus
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US News
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3/13/2009
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Kris
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(0)
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1646
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0
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Kris Steele vs Kris Steele
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Politics
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3/13/2009
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Kris
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(1)
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1905
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0
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Ten Steps to Fix the Financial Crisis
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Feature
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3/11/2009
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Kris
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(0)
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2553
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0
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Rush Limbaugh Challenges God to Debate
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Politics
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3/6/2009
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Kris
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(2)
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1975
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0
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Dell to Offer Online Customizable Baby Sales
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Tech
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3/3/2009
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Kris
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(0)
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1614
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0
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Americans Ecstatic About $10 a Week Stimulus
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US News
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2/27/2009
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Kris
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(2)
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2772
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4
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Al Gore Admits Making Up Global Warming
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World News
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2/18/2009
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Kris
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(4)
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4594
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4
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The World According to Lothar, Special Valentine's Day Edition
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US News
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2/14/2009
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Mark
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(0)
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1388
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0
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Minesweeper Review
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Feature
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2/13/2009
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Kris
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(5)
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15142
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3.888889
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Obama Stimulus Package Earmarks $1.6 Billion For Ailing Detroit Sports Teams
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Sports
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2/7/2009
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Mark
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(6)
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9425
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5
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Florida Braces for 18 Degree Storm of the Century
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US News
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2/4/2009
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Kris
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(0)
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2698
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0
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Fat Man Drops a Bomb in Airport Bathroom, Panic Ensues
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US News
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2/3/2009
|
Kris
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(0)
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2670
|
4
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Cover Bums in Orange Paint to Make them More Like Traffic Cones
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Editorials
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2/2/2009
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Kris
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(0)
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7562
|
5
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Britney Spears Song If U Seek Amy Much More Profane Than Previously Thought
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Entertainment
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2/1/2009
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Mark
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(12)
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7683
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2.333333
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Crazy Facts That You Didn't Know About Pizza
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Food
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1/29/2009
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Kris
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(0)
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4112
|
2.5
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Thumb Wrestling Experiences Resurgence Due to Economic Downturn
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Sports
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1/28/2009
|
Kris
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(5)
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1540
|
0
|
Barack Obama and the Poison Mushroom
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Politics
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1/23/2009
|
Mark
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(0)
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1516
|
5
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Robots vs. Canadians
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World News
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1/23/2009
|
Kris
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(0)
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1766
|
5
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How to Kill a Wooly Mammoth with Items from your Home
|
Feature
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1/21/2009
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Kris
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(1)
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2912
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4.5
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Friday Mailbag 1.16.2008
|
Feature
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1/16/2009
|
Kris
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(6)
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1451
|
0
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Obama Promises Free Puppy as Part of Stimulus Package
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Politics
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1/14/2009
|
Kris
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(1)
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1779
|
4
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Ten Things We All Should Say More Often
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Editorials
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1/12/2009
|
Kris
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(1)
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2905
|
0
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Confessions of a Lobster Killer
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US News
|
1/10/2009
|
Mark
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(0)
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1502
|
0
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Are We Prepared for Y10K?
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Tech
|
1/9/2009
|
Kris
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(0)
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6005
|
0
|
Smooth Operator Names Itself Website of the Year
|
Site News
|
1/7/2009
|
Kris
|
(0)
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1463
|
5
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Alzheimer Patients Donate Three Times as Much as Non-sufferers
|
US News
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1/2/2009
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Kris
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(0)
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1373
|
0
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The Decline of the T-800 Line of Terminator
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Tech
|
12/30/2008
|
Kris
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(5)
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6667
|
5
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Barack Obama Victory Fallout: Raise Voting Age to 25?
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Politics
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12/27/2008
|
Mark
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(9)
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10863
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1
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GM To Bet Bailout Money at a Vegas Casino
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Business
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12/22/2008
|
Kris
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(4)
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1884
|
1
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News of Arena Football League Canceling Season Reminds People that Arena Football Still Around
|
Sports
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12/16/2008
|
Kris
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(1)
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1562
|
0
|
2010 Year in Review
|
Feature
|
12/11/2008
|
Kris
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(0)
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2149
|
0
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Wind Turbines Attack England
|
Tech
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12/10/2008
|
Kris
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(0)
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1542
|
0
|
Picture Dictionary Gone Bad
|
Feature
|
12/7/2008
|
Kris
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(2)
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2231
|
0
|
Peanut King Promises Death to Humanity
|
World News
|
12/4/2008
|
Kris
|
(3)
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2939
|
0
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Smooth Operator Seeks Government Bailout
|
Business
|
12/3/2008
|
Kris
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(2)
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1656
|
5
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Giant's Plaxico Burress Admits Shooting Himself in the Leg Was a "Bad Idea"
|
Sports
|
12/2/2008
|
Kris
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(0)
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1790
|
0
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