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Barack Obama: America's First 'Special Needs' President

Politics - by Mark on 7/3/2009 (0)

America, you wanted it, you got it!

Palin Does Interview without Sounding like a Wacko

Politics - by Kris on 6/30/2009 (4)

Unlike her usual buzzword-laced, rambling, nonsensical tirade, Sarah Palin recently completed an interview with Runner's World magazine in which she came across as a completely competent human being.

Coroner: Michael Jackson's Body Doesn't Need Embalming

Entertainment - by Mark on 6/27/2009 (8)

Thriller part 2

Vending Machine Reorganization Causes Corporate Meltdown

Business - by Kris on 6/26/2009 (0)

Mindlessly pressing buttons... but what happens when the buttons change?

Make Hundreds of Dollars Every Week Working at Work

Business - by Kris on 6/19/2009 (0)

Survive the current financial crisis plaguing America by getting a job and going to work.

Clay Aiken Tops List That Truly Straight Guys Would Like To Kick The Crap Out Of

US News - by Mark on 6/13/2009 (22)

okay...okay...I can deal wit' dis'...

Many Americans Still Think They Elected Denzel Washington as President

Politics - by Mark on 6/11/2009 (0)

I'm the Whiz, and nobody beats me!

Gary, Indiana Deemed Too Cruel for Guantanamo Prisoners

Politics - by Kris on 6/11/2009 (0)

Yet another roadblock in closing the Guantanamo Bay prison is hit as the proposed transfer of detainees to Gary, Indiana has been deemed too cruel.

Robot Attacks Leave Lifelong Scars for Survivors

Tech - by Kris on 6/5/2009 (0)

Every day three hundred thousand people are attacked by robots. Often it is far worse fate to survive one of these attacks.

North Korea Threatens World Peace with Zombies

World News - by Kris on 6/1/2009 (0)

New intelligence reports indicate that North Korea may be in the process of creating an unstoppable zombie army.

Liberal Douche Bag of the Week: Sonia Sotomayor and Barack Obama

Politics - by Mark on 5/29/2009 (0)

Now that's one succinctly succulous pair of serious liberal douche bags, folks!

NBA Playoff Thoughts 2009

Sports - by Kris on 5/24/2009 (0)

I kinda enjoy this game sometimes.

Pepsi Throwback Not a Throwback, They Just Stopped Screwing It Up

Business - by Mark on 5/23/2009 (0)

Change often tastes quite crappy.

Male Stripper Kills 7 Women at Local Nursing Home

US News - by Mark on 5/22/2009 (0)

Holy Toledo!

Some Really Cool Fossil and Crystal Jewelry

Site News - by Mark on 5/17/2009 (0)

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